We are truly living in the gilded age. Western society has become so detached from basic survival skills, traditional labor and sweat, we're so fat and complacent, that we now need a special toilet to accommodate our huge, fat asses. I really wish I was kidding. The Great John Toilet Company created a toilet with an ergonomic, "Extra-Elongated, Extra-Wide seating area." (Note the capitalized Extras, as if that really needed to be Emphasized!) The seat of the new toilet has 200 percent more seating area! And the commode is built with reinforcements so you don't accidentally shatter the bowl when you perform your Operation Dumbo Drop maneuvers.
With childhood obesity skyrocketing, I'd like to invest in Toilets of Size futures. Once those little piglets grow to maturity I will stand to make, ahem, a shitload of money.
What's Driving This Trend
- Supersized Toilets
- The trend of creating toilets with larger seating areas to accommodate larger individuals presents an opportunity for innovative bathroom fixtures and furniture manufacturers.
- Ergonomic Design
- The growing need for ergonomic features in everyday products, such as toilets, opens up opportunities for companies specializing in ergonomic design and customization.
- Obesity Solutions
- As childhood obesity rates continue to rise, there is a potential market for companies offering innovative solutions to promote healthier lifestyles and well-being.
Who This Affects Most
- Bathroom Fixtures and Furniture
- Manufacturers in the bathroom fixtures and furniture industry can capitalize on the trend of supersized toilets by developing innovative designs and features for individuals with larger body types.
- Product Design and Customization
- Companies specializing in product design and customization can explore opportunities in the growing market of ergonomic toilet solutions that cater to individual needs and preferences.
- Health and Wellness
- The rising concern for obesity and overall health presents an opportunity for companies in the health and wellness industry to develop innovative solutions and promote healthier lifestyles.
