Suzanne Butts of Marshalltown, Iowa was over at the local courthouse to defend herself on charges that she stole $30 from a family member. After her day in court, nature called and Ms. Butts made use of the restroom facilities. Apparently short on cash and her own supply of toilet paper, Ms. Butts swiped three rolls of courthouse TP, tossed them down her shirt and was arrested upon leaving. Now Ms. Butts will be back in court again for toilet paper theft. The maximum penalty for stealing courthouse toilet paper is three years. I'm dying to know how this one will unroll.
