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Sky-High Heels That Open Beer

 - Apr 24, 2009
References: 5thfloorproductions
Surely these shoes are the ultimate gadget and a way to finally engage men in the joys of shoe shopping. I present you these beer opener heels. These stilettos feature a bottle opener built into each heel. They're certainly more hooker than high fashion, but with these bad boys in your wardrobe, anyone can find an excuse to wear them, so it's all good.

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