Slayer Custom Condoms Encourage Rocking Pleasure

 - Aug 31, 2011
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If Will and Kate can have their own contraceptives for fans of royalty, then it's only fair that head-banging thrash metal enthusiasts enjoy their very own Slayer Custom Condoms.

Most people are probably scratching their heads over this, but I assure you that the Slayer Custom Condoms are very real. The thrash metal band responsible for classic albums such as Seasons in the Abyss is releasing a pack of contraceptives for their fans. The packaging feature the band's iconic eagle logo which makes it pretty hard to miss if you're in a drug store looking for a pack.

What takes the cake is the press release that makes a reference to their 1988 album by saying that these are for use "when you're going to South of Heaven." Encouraging words for practicing safe sex, don't you think?