Oh wonderful! Now you can hide your money in skid mark underwear! Probably more effective than any safe you can buy. I'm disgusted. You?
Implications - A unique way to store your personal belongings and cash, the 'Brief Safe' promises to keep your valuables away from any curious cats.
The Brief Safe is designed to emulate a pair of dirty, skid-marked briefs that have a 4" x 10" compartment, which is velcro-sealed. The safe is a less-than-clean way to keep your valuables in plain sight. According to the company's website, the product will make "[...] even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them."
Skid Mark Underwear Safe
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