Religious imagery and iconography is always so powerful and when it is used for merchandising purposes it can be either amusing or offensive. Take a look at this bible key chain: What is your reaction?
Anyway, This plastic Holy Bible key chain comes with a full choir that sings (what does it sing? I don't suppose it belts out a nice little ditty by Judas Priest or Marilyn Manson) at the touch of a button and it comes in (what else?) black or an untarnished white. Batteries are included.