When you think "June Cleaver," the first thing that probably comes to mind is the sitcom mom from Leave it to Beaver; however, we doubt she would approve of this blood-splattered axe clutch. In fact, I think it screams more "Patrick Bateman" than the sweet-natured Mrs. Cleaver.
Though Halloween is past, there's just no telling when you'll need a blood-splattered accessory. At the very least, this morbid purse will make sure strangers don't get too close on the subway -- which is perfect if you've had to skip your usual A.M. trip to Starbucks for the sake of time.
If you feel like bringing out your inner 'American Psycho,' the June Cleaver Kill clutch is certainly the way to do it. As a bonus, you can incorporate it into next year's costume.