This Comfort Wipe Infomercial is So Bad, It's Hilarious

If you're the sort of person for whom wiping is just too much of a hassle in the bathroom, the Comfort Wipe is here to solve your troubles. This infomercial is marketed at the supremely lazy and morbidly obese; either way, it's viral comedy gold.

This infomercial for the Comfort Wipe has gotten half a million views in less than a week, and the product itself is basically just an extension of your arm to wipe your nether regions after you go potty. Troubling, but funny nevertheless.