What can I say--it’s calendar hell time. I say ban the whole lot of these in favor of calendar tape, but I know there are a lot of males who wouldn’t agree.
From Miss High Times to airline workers and socially-conscious clowns (petrifying), you can’t argue that there are just too many bizarre calendars from which to choose.
There are a few curve ball calendars thrown in here to accommodate every taste. Hey, some people might find fat Mike or sci-fi geeks sexy!
21 Naughty Alternative Calendars
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Hot For Teacher
100% Real Teachers 2008 Calendar
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Naked French Rugby Calendar
Dieux du Stade 2008
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Russian Bank Employee Calenders
Expobank's Naughty Promotion
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Fat Nude Calendars
Celebrate 2009 with Chubby Mikey
17
Battered Pinup Girls
Memphis Roller Derby Calendar 2008
16
Living Dead Bombshells
My Zombie Pinup Calendar Means Halloween All Year Long
15
A Year of Fairy Tales
2008 Campari Calendar to Feature Eva Mendes
14
Sexist Charity Photos?
Ryanair Bikini Calendar
13
Dark and Dreadful Calendars
Jennifer Aniston's Manic-Depressive 2009 Calendar
12
Alternative Beauty Pageants
Miss High Times Twists Traditional Beauty Norms
11
Naughty Gaming Calendars
'Let's Play!' Has Sexy Workers as Game Characters
10
Designer Fashion Pinups
The 2009 Vogue Paris Calendar
9
Exotic Habitat Calendars
Pirelli's ‘Africa' 2009
8
Screen Siren Calendars
Jessica Alba in Club Campari 2009 Calendar
7
Naughty Sci-Fi Geek Calendars
Nerdcore 2009
6
Re-Imagining Roman Icons
2009 Lavazza Coffee Calender by Annie Leibovitz
5
Fashionable Auto Calendars
Volkswagen Scirocco 2009
4
Socially Conscious Clowns
2009 Calendar Funds MS
3
Political Pin-Ups
The 2009 Sarah Palin Calendar
2
Digital Calendar Girls To Go
Mobile Calendarettes
1
Calendar Tape
Stick and Toss Scheduling
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Horror-Themed Phone Campaigns
Samsung's Join the Flip Side Takes Cues from 90s Horror Movies
Sour Candy Challenges
1UP Candy's Kit Challenges Sour Candy Fans to Keep a Straight Face
Heavy Metal-Inspired Kid's Clothing
nununu's Spring/Summer 2023 Line Boasts Edgy Designs
Film-Inspired Apparel Collections
A24 and Online Ceramics Launch 'Spring Breakers' Themed Apparel
Charcuterie Advent Calendars
Hickory Farms' Countdown to Christmas Shares Sweet & Savory Snacks
Fair Trade Beauty Advent Calendars
The Body Shop's Big Advent of Change Gift Set Features 25 Items
Anti-Valentine's Dinner Experiences
The Sour Hearts Social Club by Sour Patch Kids is for Singles
Shower Steamer Advent Calendars
This Christmas Countdown Shares 24 Days of Self-Care
Vasectomy-Inspired Boxers
Twisted Tea Introduces the First-Ever Twisted Tea VasectomUndies.
Distorted Burger Campaigns
Burger King's A.I.LLOWEEN Features Unsettling People Eating Burgers
Interactive Building Block Calendars
The LEGO 2023 Daily Builds Calendar Offers Daily Prompts
Valentine’s Day-Inspired underwear
SAXX Offers Romantic Underwear and Loungewear
Instant Noodle Advent Calendars
Koka's Unique Christmas Countdown Shares 12 Comforting Meals
Healthful Advent Calendars
Alo’s Beauty & Wellness Advent Calendar Gifts a Year-Long Subscription
Apocalypse Post Pandemic Art
The Apocalypse Inspired a New Collection of Paintings by Mishfit
Lazy Cereal Campaigns
SURREAL Cereal Cheekily Pokes Fun at New Year's Resolutions
Flatpack Advent Calendars
IKEA's VINTERFINT Advent Calendar Shares the Joy of Assembly
Body Care Advent Calendars
SABON Unveils ‘The Magical Unexpected Hour’ Advent Calendar
Anti-Burnout Beer Campaigns
Heineken Canada Encourages End of 'Hustle Culture'
Mid-Life Sex Festivals
Davina McCall Debuts World's First Menopausal Sex Festival for Gen X Women
Kidult Baby Shoes
MSCHF's Super Baby Collection Supersizes Chunky, Colorful Footwear
Spice Advent Calendars
Just Spices Curated 24 Spice Blends to Discover in December
Excuse-Providing Mock Cans
Like a Magic 8 Ball, Samuel Adams' 'I CAN't' Can is Ready to Shake
Mood-Boosting Cafe Pop-Ups
Skittles' House of Joy Brightens the Dark Days of February
Fantastical Hyper-Utility Fashion Liness
Outlier's Fall 2024 is Titled IDEAS 7 - Dirty Dirty Jobs
Intertwined Marble-Made Calendars
The 'Noova' Calendar Has an Intricate Yet Functional Design
Cartoon Characters-Themed Apparel
The Hundreds and Warner Bros. Launch New Celebratory Collection
Period Sex Campaigns
U by Kotex Launches “Let’s Have Period Sex” Chocolates for Valentine's Day
Stunning Beauty Advent Calendars
Yves Rocher's Advent Calendar Boasts Daily Beauty Surprises
Vibrant Unwinnable Board Games
The No Worries If Not! Game by Billie Highlights Being a Woman
Lunar Year-Themed Militaristic Apparel
maharishi Launches the Year of the Rabbit Capsule
Bold Soda-Themed Intimates
Parade x Coca-Cola Unveil a New Collection of Colorful Intimates
Senior Safe Sex Campaigns
Jems Launched a Bold New Campaign Called “F#cking Old”
Organic Tea Advent Calendars
DAVIDsTea Launches the 24 Trips with Tea Advent Calendar
Horror-Themed Overnight Experiences
The Warner Bros Icons of Horror Sees Iconic Wax Figures
AR Monster Wines
19 Crimes & Universal Monsters Created Limited-Edition Halloween Wines
Sci-Fi-Themed Donut Collections
These Pinkbox Doughnuts Star Wars Day Treats Arrive This May
Hyper-Realistic Flesh Objects
Junji Ito Launches Realistic Human Flesh Objects Inspired by Tomie
Cheeky Wallet Designs
Thomas Finney Designs a Minimalist and Playful Condom Wallet
Horror Film-Inspired Cookbooks
The Death for Dinner Cookbook by Zach Neil Has 60 Recipes
Bookish Advent Calendars
This Advent Calendar for Book Lovers is Filled with 25 Gifts
Unfair Advent Calendars
Tony’s Chocolonely Countdown Calendar Challenges the Chocolate Industry
Period-Inspired Fashion Capsules
Nadya Okamoto Partnered with Chnge on an Exclusive Apparel Line
Alternative Advent Calendar Products
Haribo Christmas Mishap Bingo Updates a Classic Product
Craft Soda Advent Calendars
The Jones Advent Calendar Shares 25 Days of Bubbly Beverages
European Cheese Advent Calendars
Sam’s Club Debuts a New Advent Calendar for Holiday Indulgence
Festive Bridal Accessory Lines
Funky Junque Embraces the Most Exciting Parts of Wedding Planning
Mechanical Candle-Inspired Timers
The 'CClock' Candle Timer by Pelin Özbalcı is Calming
Macaron-Resembling Colorful Grinders
Sucuk & Bratwurst and Highsnobiety Celebrate 4/20
Ice Cream Advent Calendars
Double Rainbow Sweetens December with 12 Days of Ice Cream
Anti-Sexist Beer Campaigns
Miller Lite Launches ‘Bad $#!T to Good $#!T’ Ahead of Women’s Day
Sexually Inclusive Apparel Capsules
Harry Styles' Pleasing Brand Launches the Pollinators Capsule
Non-Traditional Valentine's Wines
19 Crimes' Valentine's Wine Bottle Celebrates All Relationships
Sex-Positive Art Collections
Carne Bollente Debuts a Capsule of Sex-Positive Apparel and Ceramics
Climate Change-Informed Cloth Calendars
Miya Ando's Installation is Titled 'Flower Atlas'
Illumination-Focused Skincare Advent Calendars
Valmont Unveils Its Winter Illuminations Calendar
Festive Coffee Advent Calendars
Onyx Coffee Lab Presents the 2023 Coffee Advent Calendar
Anti-Smartphone Bedside Alarm Clocks
These New Mudita Clocks Have a Minimalist, Tranquil Design
Celebrity-Inspired Cocktail Menus
The Quote Book by Velvet Bar Shares Drinks Based on Icons
AI-Powered Sexual Health Apps
The 'Calmara' App Uses AI to Help Pinpoint STIs
Fashionable Zombie Dolls
Zombaes Critter Chaos Dolls Have Spooky Mix-and-Match Features
Vintage Americana Fall-Ready Fashion
Universal Works Unveils Far From Memphis for FW23
Plastic-Free Vegan Advent Calendars
The HAPPi Advent Calendar Has Been Updated for 2023
Horror Film-Themed Apparel Collections
WACKO MARIA Launches The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Apparel
Retro Family Photoshoots
Blue Bunny is Inviting Families to Pop-Up 90s-Themed Photoshoots
Valentine's Day Advent Calendars
The Harry & David Seven Days of Love Advent Calendar is Charming
Playful Minifigurine Daily Calendars
LEGO Presents its New Minifigure-a-Day Daily Calendar
Playlist-Paired Candle Launches
Nose Best Offers Candles with Their Own Playlits and Cocktails
Recycled Sunny Swimwear
Parade Unveils its First Swimwear Collection with Inclusive Sizing
Next-Gen Contraception Campaigns
Julie Challenges Contraceptive Use Stigma
Social Media-Inspired Candles
Ryan Porter | Candier Boasts a Playful Candle for Galentines Day
AI Horror Film Festivals
A.I.RHEADS SCAREFEST Shares Short Films Made with Artificial Intelligence
Premium Bourbon Advent Calendars
The Blue Run Holiday Gift Calendar Shares a Dozen Discoveries
Menstruation-Centric Planner Apps
The Agenda. Helps Woman Sync Their Work and Life Tasks
Mobile Workout Advent Calendars
Shimmy's iPhone Workout Advent Calendar Supports Healthy Habits
Chinese Erotica-Inspired Spring Fashion
Chet Lo Presents a New Collection for SS24 During LFW
Limited-Edition Collector's Boxsets
PLEASURES Collaborates with Hat and Beard Press
Patterned Collaborative Apparel
Cactus Plant Flea Market x HUMAN MADE Debut 'Japan Made' Season 7
Security Camera Multifunctional Clocks
The Swap Clock by Jungmin Park is Also Surveillance
Summery Bikini Drops
Frankies Bikinis' Spring 2024 Collection Will Cure the Winter Blues
Pink-Hued Macaroni Bowls
Malibu Mac and Cheese Blends Champagne with Three Cheeses
Colorful Poster-Sized Wall Planers
Poketo Boasts a Playful Big Wall Calendar, Inspired by Color
Testicular Cancer Awareness Boxers
SAXX Supports Testicular Cancer Awareness
New Year-Celebrating Retail Capsules
BAO and Dover Street Market Celebrate Lunar New Year
Water Brand Wrapping Paper
Liquid Death's Winter Slaughterland Wrapping Paper Has Candy Cane Axes
Wacky Ice Cream Games
Kitten Games is a New Line of Tabletop Games for Kids
Festive Cocktail Crackers
Moth's Cocktail Crackers Share Ready-to-Serve Cocktails in a Fun Way
Premium Chocolatier Advent Calendars
See's Candies Advent Calendar is Available Now
Life-Size In-Store Countdowns
Toys R Us Asia and Craig & Karl Created an Advent Calendar for All
Body Care Advent Calendars
The Body Shop's Holiday Advent Calendars are Indulgent
Tattoo Cover-Up Collaborations
Tinder is Helping Cover Up Matching Tattoos with Sixty Ink
Vice-Inspired Candle Sets
MALIN+GOETZ's The Vices Votives Set is Playful and Cheeky
Heavenly Behavioral Card Games
'The Holiest Crap' Card Game is Family-Friendly
Cult Movies-Inspired Graphic Streetwear
Place+Faces Presents the Film Club Collection
Pink Gin Advent Calendars
The Premium Pink Gin Advent Calendar Shares 12 Colorful Alcohol Samplers
Human Candle Campaigns
These Human Statues of Candle Wax Bring Attention to Youth Burnout
Black LGBTQ+-Honoring Exhibitions
Beau McCall's Solo Exhibition Will Kickstart Pride Month
Childhood Carnival-Themed Fashion
Gerrit Jacob Unveils its New Collection for the SS24 Season
Inflatable Spring-Ready Latex Clothing
HARRI's SS23 Capsule of Latex Apparel is Available Now
Anniversary-Honoring Graphic T-Shirts
Places+Faces Launch Collaboration Tees for 10 Years
AR-Enabled Advent Calendars
The Lindt TEDDY Augmented Reality Advent Calendar is Interactive
Nostalgic Holiday Cocktail Menus
TGI Fridays' Claus for Celebration Revives 80s & 90s Cocktails
Horror-Themed QSR Short Films
The Jack In The Box 'Feeding Time' Short Film Offers Free Food
Sports Fan Advent Calendars
The Countdown to Chill Calendar Aligns with College Basketball Season
Cycle-Syncing Wellness Apps
28 Provides Insights & Guidance for the Four Menstrual Phases
Toronto Fashion Music Festivals
MODECANADAROCKS Spring Equinox Takes Place on March 23
Spice-Focused Advent Calendars
VAHDAM India's 24 Spices of Christmas Advent Calendar is Unique
Futile Material Design Exhibitions
Objective Gallery Presents Please Sit for an Alternate Ending
Grotesque Halloween Pizzas
Aoki’s Pizza's Zombino of Hell is a Haunting, Spicy Pizza
Sin-Inspired Artful Plates
One Block Down and PLEASURES Drop the A Sinful Feast Capsule
Quirky eCard Platforms
Happiepages Has an Online Celebratory Card for Any Occassion
Creature-Themed Graphic T-Shirts
Mr Jones Watches Debuts its First Line of Unisex T-Shirts
Sporty Sympathy Cars
The Fireball Footbawl Cards Come with a Spicy Twist
Retro RTD Cocktails
Bikini Island Shares Explosive Flavor, Real Spirits and 100 Calories Per Can
80s Horror-Inspired Apparel
WACKO MARIA Launches Apparel Inspired by Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Self Care Planners
The 2024 Self Care Planner Helps People Prioritize Self Care
Healthy Dating Guides
Tinder Partners with No More to Produce Healthy Dating Guides for Users
Meeting-Canceling Apps
Cala Helps Employees Swipe Left on Unnecessary Team Meetings
Spooky Ice Cream Collections
Salt & Straw's Scoops & Skulls Series Shares Halloween Ice Creams
Carnival-Themed Brunch Menus
Ruby Slipper is Serving Up New Orleans-Style Brunch for Mardi Gras
Ultra-Playful Planner Designs
ban.do Embraces Springtime with Its New Offerings
Collectible Figurine Advent Calendars
These Pocket Pop! Advent Calendars are Arriving for 2023
Premium Candy Advent Calendars
These Anthon Berg Advent Calendars Come in Two Varieties
Shooting Target Wall Clocks
The Clockwerk 'Target' Clocks are Limited-Edition
Animal-Themed Streetwear Styles
Come Tees Works with Cactus Plant Flea Market on a New Capsule
Spooky Seasonal Cakes
TOUS les JOURS Introduces the 'Happy Halloween' Collection
All-Black Touring Burlesque Companies
The Sweet Spot Embraces a Unique Approach to Performance Art
Community-Honoring Eerie Graphic Merchandise
Boiler Room Presents its New Capsule for FW23
Textural Chocolate Advent Calendars
The Kinder® Holiday Mix Countdown Calendar is Treat-Packed
Monochromatic Lunar Event Calendars
The 2023 NAPS Lunar Calendar Tracks Many Celestial Events
Unconventional Foodie Magazines
Food& Magazine Explores the Weird and Wonderful World of Food
Simple Calendar Summary Tools
The Free Calendar Dashboard Can Summarize Your Week in Minutes
Ultra-Femme Contraceptive Products
nixit's Condoms are Made for Lovers of the "Girly" Aesthetic
Optimized Scheduling Calendars
Supercal Will Analyze Your Week to Suggest Optimal Meeting Times
Unavailability-Forward Meeting Schedulers
WhenNOT Let's You Know When People Aren't Available
Customizable Journaling Calendar Stamps
The Consolidated Number Stamp Adds a Personalized Touch
Calendar Organizational Tools
TidyCal is a Solution for Any Business Professional
Celebratory Claymation Fashions
The the Nightmare Before Christmas Collection is at Hot Topic
Failure-Celebrating Festivals
The Faal Festival Was a One-of-a-Kind Experience
Unconventional Daily Calendars
With Calendiary, Users are Encouraged to Share Their Personal Story