For one reason or another, some people just hate Christmas and every other holiday out there. Luckily for these Scrooges, that doesn't mean they can't deck the halls with some anti-holiday decorations. Whether it's to get into the Grinch theme or 'celebrate' the way Scrooge would before his change of heart, these anti-holiday decorations can help get into the grouchy spirit of things pretty quickly.
A few severed zombie ornaments here, a couple of spiteful holiday cards there and even some scrawny trees and lewd-behaving Santas nonchalantly sprawled over the house will make even the jolliest and warmest consider converting into holiday haters. And to spread the spitefulness, offer a few dissolving Frosty and voodoo cookies, inflatable turkeys, canned holiday meals or even some stingy downsized Christmas treats whilst playing some Anti-Christmas movies in the background.
40 Ironic Anti-Holiday Decorations
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Meme Christmas Decor
Ermahgerd Ernamernts are Hilarious Holiday Ornaments
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Bloody Christmas Bags
Lee Ki Seung Reminds Audiences That the Festivites Aren't for Everyone
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Boozy Christmas Ornaments
These Mini Alcohol Bottle Tree Ornaments are Modern
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Alcoholic Countdown Calendars
The Whisky Advent Calendar Will Make December Days More Bearable
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Undead Holiday Decor
The Zombie Christmas Ornaments Make for a Very Scary Christmas
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Thawing Winter Treats
The Melted Snowman Cookie is Cleverly Creative and Cute
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Dysfunctional Christmas Spreads
Andrew Urban Takes the Holiday Season Down a Notch
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Lewd Father Christmas Figures
Santa Claus Drink Dispenser Shows St. Nick's Unpleasant Side
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Public Santa Burnings
Cremation of 50ft Santa in Santa Catarina Brazil
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Bizarre Gift Infographics
This Chart Reveals People Receiving Some of the Worst Holiday Toys
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Downsized Christmas Treats
These Cindy Teh Creations Look Delicious
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Wrapping Paper Pranks
Man Gets His Whole Apartment Wrapped for Epic Christmas Prank
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Spiteful Stationery
PaperCut Cards
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Shatter Holiday Ornaments
The War Against Christmas Shakes Up the Traditional Bulb
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Cheeky Flatulent Ornaments
Farting Butt Ornaments are Great for Anti-Holiday Pranksters
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Gross Gelatin Christmas Treats
The Gummy Reindeer Turd is Surprisingly Tasty
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Deadly Disturbing Decorations
Zombie Ornaments Can Pass for Both Faux Candies or Back Scratchers
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Festively Freaky Present Packaging
Santa Monster Christmas Gift Wrap Brings Fear to the Holidays
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Anti Christmas Movies
Hollywood Holiday Spoof Flicks For The 'Bah Humbug' Set
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Alien-Themed Holiday Decor
Use the Spooky Mars Attacks! Ship as a Fun Christmas Tree Ornament
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Instant Holiday Meals
The HotCan Christmas Dinner Makes Preparing a Feast Much Easier
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Frosted Turd For Trees -Yule Doos Ornaments
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Donut-Inspired Turkeys
TurDunkin by Unwholesome Foods is Stuffed with Munchkins
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Holiday Vomit Packs
Hurl Your Festivities into the Christmas Sick Bag
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Beach Ball Dinners
The Inflatable Turkey is the Blow Up Doll for Gourmets
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Voodoo Doll Desserts
The Cursed Cookies Cookie Cutter is Perfect for Any Seance
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Festively Spooky Kitchen Utensils
Gingerbread Zombie Bottle Opener is Fun for Upcoming Holidays
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Santa Boots Booze Cups
Enjoy Your Christmas Drinks with the Christmas Shot Glass Set
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Kris Kringle Music Blasters
The Santa Speakers Deliver Jolly Tunes Crisply This Holiday Season
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Boozey Illuminators
Budweiser Bottle Party Lights Keep the Party Going All Night Long
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Bowel Movement Christmas Treats
The Holiday Candy Dispensers Excrete Gifts for Santa Every Year
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Paltry Decorative Pines
The Urban Outfitters 'This Tree Needs You' Replicates a Cartoon Christmas
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Santa Avian Ornaments
The Angry Birds Christmas Tree Decoration Decks the Halls in Festive Fury
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Ballooning Christmas Decor
The Inflatable Wreath is Full of Hot Air
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Literal Trashy Holiday Decor
The Oscar the Grouch Stocking Welcomes All Garbage and Gifts
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Openly Flatulent Cushions
Repel All Chatty Flyers with the Farting Santa Travel Pillow
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Explosive Lighting
These Bomb and Dynamite Candles Will Blow Your Mind
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Defensive Holiday Weaponry
Santa Slays the Naughty with Candy Cane Weapons of the North Pole
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Chewable Turkey Treats
These Thanksgiving Gumballs are Unexpectedly Meaty
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Festive Fiery Avian Decor
The Angry Birds Holiday Stocking Decks the Halls in Fury
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Nourishing Holiday Cosmetics
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Festive Savory Snack Ads
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Boxed Wine Lawn Ornaments
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Plant-Based Meatball Trees
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Festive Bamboo Tissues Papers
The Stack-A-Tree is an Eco-friendly Twist on Holiday Decorations
Mayonnaise-Infused Eggnogs
Hellmann's Frozen Mayo-nog Swaps the Usual Egg for Mayonnaise
90s Toy Holiday Trees
Furbtrees are Introducing the Next Generation of Furby Across the UK
Garment-Inspired Drink Holders
Puffin Drinkware 'The Aloha' Comes in Two Hawaiian-Themed Styles
Wine-Filled Holiday Crackers
Vinca's Wine Tasting Crackers Share Ready-to-Sip Canned Wines
Festive Canned Martinis
Loverboy's Holiday Cookie Duo Makes Sugar Cookies & Gingerbread Drinkable
Illusory Snow Globe Decorations
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Holiday Decor Subscriptions
ReadyFestive Delivers Personalized Holiday Decorations to One's Door
Early Christmas Decoration Contests
Oreo Will Reward Festive Fans Who Decorate Early This Year
Frosty Holiday Makeup Lines
Elf Cosmetics’ holiday sets are affordable and eye-catching
Water Brand Wrapping Paper
Liquid Death's Winter Slaughterland Wrapping Paper Has Candy Cane Axes
Festive Cocktail Crackers
Moth's Cocktail Crackers Share Ready-to-Serve Cocktails in a Fun Way
Santa-Themed Vodka Cocktails
The New Santa Clausmopolitan is Now Available from Smokey Bones
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These Radox Christmas Gift Sets Come in Two Options
Festive Carnivorous Plant Ads
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Miller High Light's Merry High Light Gives Off a Dive Bar Scent
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These Mott's Clamato Caesar Cocktails are Holiday-Ready
Vice-Inspired Candle Sets
MALIN+GOETZ's The Vices Votives Set is Playful and Cheeky
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