The whole hog rotisserie is a carnivore's best friend, as this readily-available roaster will make you the go-to guy for a great time.

Simply get yourself a large roasting pig, put that baby on the roaster and let the fire do the work. The whole hog roaster comes equipped to hold up to 200lbs. of pig, and it can run off of a car battery. You might say that this bad boy will have you going the whole hog -- get it?