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Just because you're stuck at your computer all day doesn't mean you can't enjoy the corny traditions and festivities of the season. Plug this kitschy strand of red and green cubed Christmas lights in your USB, complete with shimmering streamers, pop on the Dean Martin, and let the yule rule!

Give the kit, complete with nerdy party hat and festive mouse pad, to your cubicled colleagues for a $19.99 heck of a time.