The Unicorn Farts Lip Balm is a Rarity

By: Harris Jay Rosenberg Alterman - Published: Mar 9, 2012 • References: etsy and laughingsquid
The Unicorn Farts Lip Balm is extremely hard to make because first, one must find a unicorn, then sneak up behind it with a jar and wait until it passes gas (which can take a while because unicorns only fart once every 100 years); however, the owner of Etsy shop 'Long Winter Farm' Amanda has allegedly managed to collect a few jarred farts to turn into lip balm.

Jokes aside, the mythical fart is created with natural beeswax, cocoa butter, jojoba, sweet almond and grape seed oils to produce a lip moisturizer that tastes like rainbows and does wonders for your pucker. This is brilliant marketing on Amanda's part because she took a simple product and made it stand out just by changing the name to something that grabs people's attention.