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I don't know why this didn't happen sooner, but the Tube-Free Toilet Paper is now available. No longer will your toilet paper have those wasteful rolls within them to maintain their roundness.

Brought to you by Scott, the Tube-Free Toilet Paper will roll into Walmart and Sam's Club across Northeast United States next week. Although Scott won't divulge its secret tubeless technology, it is based around a new winding system. This greener product should significantly reduce the 17 billion toilet paper tubes produced annually in the States.