Toaster Museums + 10 Odd Toasters You Might Find There Edit

The toaster museum is going crazy online for some unexplained reason. It’s amazing how much buzz a collection of toasters can generate! I love pimping up toast in many different ways, so this does appeal to me too.

The curator of the VERY detailed online museum is Jens Veerbeck who collects toasters like most people collect stamps. More worryingly, his collection has grown to exhibition size in a little over 10 years. There are so many, in fact, he has sorted them into categories to make toaster research (why would you want to do that?) a lot easier.

Toast nerd Beerbeck says, “The design of each single toaster is like a small window to the design trend of the corresponding decade and country.”

Maybe a valid point, but the joy in this website is just looking at the sheer variety and rejoicing in the good old eccentric. An eccentric who knows EVERYTHING about toaster. I hope he appreciates my cluster of toast trends, is all I have to say.

A toaster for hot dog sausages? I would advise drunk men to steer clear. It would NOT be a good idea.

Hot Dog Toasters - Grills Weiners & Toasts Buns

This classic trend made gizmodo.com’s top 10 list of reasons our society is doomed. The less-embellished description of the combination Hot Dog Grill and Bun Warmer, is that it just combines the microwave… [More]

Put your money where your mouth is with this toaster wallet. A calorie-free way to enjoy it.

Fake Food Wallets - Toast and Bacon Wallets

This item is just plain silly.  The wallet resembling a buttered piece of toast is rather realistic,  or at least more so than the uncooked bacon wallet. Regardless of this, the $9.95 price tag for this… [More]

If you can’t have fun with this phallic-shaped butter applicator, then there is clearly something wrong with you!

Butter Sticks - Grease Sticks for Toast

The glue stick butter applicator is just the right combination of functionality and silliness.  I’m not sure that this idea is a commercial reality, but I can definitely see the potential. One can’t… [More]

I am sorry, but all attempts by Hello Kitty to take over the world must be stopped. Anyway I digress, here is a Hello Kitty Toaster.

Top 18 Hello Kitty Products - Childish Icons for Adults (SUPER GALLERY)

Hello Kitty has invaded the world, growing from a pop culture craze in Japan to becoming a world wide icon. There’s are products like the Hello Kitty toaster featured, Kitty shotguns, contact lenses and… [More]

You see it IS ok to play with your food - Tic Tac Toast Rules.

Playing With Food - Tic Tac Toast

I am a big fan of toast stampers and this new one onto the market is my current favourite, even beating Holy Toast. I love Tic Tac Toast - and the fact that playing with your food is made acceptable is… [More]

Considering it is the Beijing Olympics next week, this panda toaster really is fairly topical at the moment. And cute too!

Cartoons on Toast – Pa, Panda Toast by Sega Toys

Start your day with a giggle, even before you’ve had a shot of caffeine: turn ordinary pieces of toast into crisp little panda heads. While I’m not sure I could bring myself to bite off those cuddly… [More]

As this idea came from Cow I would of course say it was the best toaster innovation ever.

Toast in 50 Seconds - Heinz Turbo Toaster

Heinz, the company famous for their canned baked beans, have launched a Turbo Toaster that can brown bread in just 50 seconds. Traditional toasters run a current through parallel metal wires or bars that… [More]

Retro style for your kitchen - although I am not sure if it is any good as an actual toaster or just more of a gimmick. If anyone has one please advise!

Casette Deck Toaster

I just finished posting an article about the Top 10 Toasters from the Future, and then this new toaster had to pop up. The designer, Arthur Wu, desribes, “The Toasty Single Serving Toaster not only makes… [More]

Fake USB toasters - I actually managed to fool a friend with this. Honestly, Barry Jones, I can’t believe you fell for it!

Prank Gift Giving - Real Boxes. Fake Products

The Onion Store, offers Gotcha Boxes, Give that special someone a gift that will confuse, disappoint and possibly anger. Give it to them in an Onion GotchaBox™. These special gift boxes, printed with… [More]

Lets end on some toast-related charity action so you have a nice fuzzy feeling in your belly.

Prank Gift Giving - Real Boxes. Fake Products

The Onion Store, offers Gotcha Boxes, Give that special someone a gift that will confuse, disappoint and possibly anger. Give it to them in an Onion GotchaBox™. These special gift boxes, printed with… [More]