LG Phone Ad Proves Touch Screens Make Women Obey

LG has a new phone called Secret and put out a sexy video highlighting the touch screen. It's a little creepy to me, but some voyeurism won't kill you, right? Well, I had to watch this 18 times before I decided it was too odd.

Oh, the phone? It's an LG Secret, and um, uh, it has a touch screen. Wait, I'll watch the video again: Nope.

I still don't know anymore about the phone from the ad... But did I mention it has a touch screen that makes hot women do what you want in bed?