Fictitious Jewelry Endorsements


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Santa Claus Recommends Icelink Watches|
Before he really gets busy preparing for Christmas in his workshop, Santa Claus took a moment to stop by and promote Icelink’s very icy new watch. As Luxist reports, Icelink’s detailed press releases admit that they have signed an exclusive deal with Santa Claus, who will happily use their six-time-zone rectangular heavy watch as he flies (with Rudolph, of course) across the different time zones of the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve. Saint Nick seems to be a smart choice as far as celebrity endorsements go. After all, who better to really appreciate and utilize a six-time-zone watch than a man who visits all six time-zones in just one night? Maybe the jolly old elf will travel faster and give a few extra gifts thanks to his hot--or, cold--new icy timepiece. Source: icelinktv Via: luxist |
Free Diamonds to Sell Deodorant (GALLERY)
Secret Flawless PromotionThere's nothing like the hope of a free flawless diamond to get women to buy your product--at least, that's what Secret deodorant hopes with the launch of their Secret Flawless promotion. When you purchase…
Custom Luxury Watches (GALLERY)
One of a Kind Kudoke Skeleton WatchesThese are Kudoke German Skeleton luxury watches. The watches are one-of-a-kind hand-made models that also comes with hand-engraving. Kudoke only makes a handful of these intricate watches so you can imagine…
$1.35 Million Lingerie
Bra With 100 Glittering DiamondsThis diamond bra has over 2,500 carats, and an incredibly luxurious price tag to match. The diamonds are embedded into daisy-shaped patterns, the hefty luxury quality of the design making the underwear…
Santa Claus banned from Austria
Anti-Santa campaigners claim Father Christmas 'scares children' and detracts from the true spirit of the festive season. In addition, Santa is being removed to accomodate Austria's rising Muslim population,…
Man-made diamonds: a girl's new best friend?
Most people are all too familiar with having champagne tastes on a beer budget. But when it comes to diamonds, you may be able to have it both ways. That's because gem-quality diamonds are now being grown…
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