Risque Accessories to Ring in Independence Day Right

After seeing these patriotic pasties by Etsy artisan Alana Ryan (maxineintrousers), I'm convinced that if you're not celebrating Independence Day with these red-and-blue tasseled accessories, you're not doing it right.

Alana Ryan has every reason to be patriotic--according to her Etsy profile, she was born on November 4, Election Day. Check out some other burlesque features below.