12,198 Views - Click for Gallery Natalie Dylan has enlisted the help of Howard Stern to pay for her college. Stern decided that giving up her virginity was worth auctioning. Natalie Dylan is 22 and willing to submit to a gyno exam to determine the quality and authenticity of what she is offering. (ewww, did I just write that?) Natalie Dylan (not her real name) was introduced to the owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, the legal brothel and basis for the series “Cathouse.” Dylan’s sis works for him. "I don't have a moral dilemma with it," says the pretty brunette, who's using the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan "for safety reasons." "We live in a capitalist society," she tells us. "Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?" "I think it's a tremendous idea," he (Hof) says. "Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?" (popcrunch) Via: popcrunch

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