Mr. Winky is glad to see you and wants to make your life brighter. His easy to find switch can also put you in a dark place. You know how awkward it is trying to find the switch on your bedside lamp, often sweeping all the other toys and objects onto the floor. Lampshade not needed. The Mr P lamp sells for $100 bucks.

Implications - The lamp comes in blue and white and features a light bulb that is shaped like a man's face. He is giving a little frown, but if you choose you can cover him up with a lamp shade. The Mr P Lamp is a perverted little light that would make for a great gag gift.