Humor: Iran Declares War In Sparta (America?)

Allegedly, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared war on Sparta which many foreign policy experts believe a direct response to the movie 300. According to a source close to Ahmadinejad, the president is disgraced after watching the film. During the press conference held in Tehran, Ahmadinejad said that “So you think you are a match for the entire Persian army? Well, let's see if you're a match for Iran's nuclear program!”

Elsewhere, a new report indicates that the British eat too much salt, Americans do not eat enough fruit and vegetables.