Is your dog always trying to hump your leg?  Are you always trying to peel your pooch off child and guests?  Well, maybe its time to get your dog its own sexdoll.  Gizmodo noted, “It’s shaped like a dog and it’ll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.”

These little dolls win the award for messed up innovation of the day.