The Goldstriker Platinum iPad is so Luxurious it Hurts

By: Robyn Currie - Published: • References: goldstriker and bookofjoe
The Goldstriker platinum iPad is here, and you had better get yours before the other billionaires get their hands on them.

Seriously, the solid platinum iPad weighs in at a ridiculous 5.9 pounds, no doubt due to the fact that there are 85.5 carats worth of flawless diamonds on this thing. Other features include complete Wi-Fi compatibility, 3G and 64GB versions--oh, and did I happen to mention that it is $434,000?