The Goldstriker platinum iPad is here, and you had better get yours before the other billionaires get their hands on them.

Seriously, the solid platinum iPad weighs in at a ridiculous 5.9 pounds, no doubt due to the fact that there are 85.5 carats worth of flawless diamonds on this thing. Other features include complete Wi-Fi compatibility, 3G and 64GB versions--oh, and did I happen to mention that it is $434,000?