Foot Lingerie Edit
Tootsie Shoppe

How boring is regular lingerie? We see it everywhere, from the pages of magazines to prominent highway billboards to housewives on TV shows; it’s become so ubiquitous, it hardly warrants a second look.

So if you want to stir up a little spice in the fashion department, you’re going to have to try something original… like foot lingerie from the Tootsie Shoppe.

The sexy foot thongs (think g-string, not flip-flops) come in black or white lace. Each has a silky ribbon bow on top from which you have a choice of 17 colours, from brights like Pink Freeze and Aquadisiac to the more demure Silver Moon and Cloud Burst.

While “accidentally” exposing regular lingerie can earn you the title of ‘slut’ at your office, it would be really difficult for anyone to bash you for wearing lacy toe thongs… and if they do, remember that they’re just jealous!

One more word of advice: if you’re going to wear something sexy on your feet, I’d suggest a good pedi before. No sense showcasing scaly, dry, cracked winter feet!