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A video game in which players kidnap a princess and force-feed her cake has been branded a “disgrace.” I say bring it on!

Plump and powerful Fat Princess is the star of Sony’s upcoming video game of the same name. It is a capture-the-flag game with a twist: Players thwart capture attempts by locking the once-thin princess in a dungeon and stuffing her full of cake, thereby increasing her girth and making her harder for your enemies to haul back to home base.

I can’t wait for all the feminist blogs to really kick off about this and, of course, to see if Sony will eat some humble pie.