Secret Vice Furniture Edit
The Offside Foosball Table

Dude! You actually have a chance of keeping your foosball habit alive when she moves in! This Offside Foosball Table could actually be considered furniture.

It’s solid oak with stainless steel, and looks more like a coffee table than a game table. OK, so you have to sit down to play, but the stools that are available are just as awesome. She just might go for it right in the center of your living room with your PS3 on top—or is that too much of a creative stretch?