Shooting Cubicle Alarm System + Top 3 Innovations In Cubicle Entertainment

Cubicle wars are escalating. You must up your defense budget to include the three-stage Shooting Cubicle Alarm System.

A motion sensor sounds the general alarm klaxon and flashes to signal that something is amiss. Second, it arms two more systems that are wireless but louder. When Def Con 3 is reached, two missiles are launched.

Check out some more cubicle-inspired trends:

Cublicles for the Jet Set - Moto Art Recycles Plane Parts

Why settle for a plain cubicle, when you can have a plane cubicle? Moto Art turns vintage airplane parts into home and office furniture. This 747 Cowling Desk would be perfect in the lobby of Virgin Atlantic, don’t you agree? The engine cowlings are 100 inches in diameter with a sanded finish desk. … [More]

USB Butt Cooler - For Cubicle Dwellers with Hot Buns

File this one under “Weird Japanese Inventions”. Thanko has developed the USB Butt Cooler. Apparently you place the cooling pad on the seat of your desk chair and plug it into your USB drive. It then whips up a mighty wind beneath your fanny. I guess I wasn’t aware that people were having trouble… [More]

Faceball For Cubicles - Smack Your Co-Workers (VIDEO)

Faceball is the newest sport to come out of the cubicle jungle. The game involves hitting your opponents in the face with a ball. That’s right, Cubicle Connie—it’s time to show your colleagues the stuff you’re really made of! Beyond that, there only a few rules: Players that are seated 10ft (3m… [More]