Creative Director Auctions Off His Right-Brain on eBay

Steve Babcock, a creative director in Salt Lake City, is auctioning off his right brain on eBay. Now don’t get too excited you only get 10 hours of his creative abilities. The current bid is $68 US and the bidding ends June 22.  Here’s his description on eBay: “While right-brain usage is recommended for advertising/marketing quandaries, it is not limited to such. Other possibilities may include, but are not limited to: marital strain, child discipline, drug trafficking, lawn/garden care, interior design, fashion counsel, online dating advice, body grooming, Idaho, pet care, and dietary setbacks. PLEASE NOTE: All product of my right-brain will be delivered free from any social, moral, or legal obligation or responsibility. Actual execution will be left to the buyer’s discretion. Potty and/or crude humor will undoubtedly be exercised in at least one of the five promised concepts. “ (eBay)