By now you’ve seen our Britney Spears Bald pictures.

Rumour has it that as part of her ongoing anxiety attack, Britney Spears signed up for a MySpace account today. With assurances that “This is really me. Not some fake and not my manager”, Britney was apparently trying to connect with her remaining fans in cyberspace.

Unfortunately, this attempt to connect may only serve to spiral poor Britney further down the charts as her pleas for attention and generally bad behaviour become more and more outlandish and bizarre.