The Bedside Gun Lamp by Philippe Starck is the perfect arsenal decor accessory for mob bosses and weapon fanatics alike. If guns happen to be your thing, then the addition of the embossed quote “happiness is a hot gun” around the base is bound to turn your crank.

The Gun Lamps are available in bedside, table top and floor light versions. All lamps are die-cast in aluminum and plated in an 18K polished gold finish. The Gun Lamps also have dimmer switches, a black fabric cord and silk screened details on the inside of the shades.

This touch of toughness doesn’t come cheap, The Gun Lamp collection will cost you from $948 for the bedside design, up to $2,812 for the floor model.