Eat Your Emotions Away

Had a rough day? Dr. Whippy's got your cure. Step up to the Dr. Whippy soft serve machine and tell him your troubles. He will gauge the stress in your voice and give you an appropriate dose of ice cream therapy. Feeling a little hostile? Dr. Whippy gives your more frozen goodness than that perky lady next to you.

Quit listening to Oprah. Quit listening to Richard Simmons and Weight Watchers. Feed those emotions, people! It's called comfort food for a reason!