Necessity is the mother of invention, which would probably explain more than half of these silly alcoholic spinoffs. Sometimes you just really, really, need booze.
Who said alcoholics can't be inventors? These silly alcoholic spinoffs prove that some of the most ingenious among us are not teetoalers. From alcoholic squirt guns to search engines based on taste, there's plenty here to quench your thirst.
Implications - This collection certainly offers plenty of party-goers a wide range of amusing and entertaining products! As someone whose favorite hour is Happy Hour, I definitely have trouble picking my favorite alcoholic spin-off! From the Beer Holder dinnerware to the alcoholic shirt fasteners, there is plenty to choose from!
24 Silly Alcoholic Spinoffs
Innovations for Boozers, From Squirt Guns to Whipped Cream:
Michael Hines — Apr 23, 2010 — Lifestyle
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Powdered Alcohol
Dutch Students Invent Powdered Booze to Sneak Into Clubs
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Boob-Enhancing Beers
Bulgarian Boza Beer Will Increase a Woman's Cup Size
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Imaginative Alcoholic Ads
Creative Campaigns to Make Booze Irresistible
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Alcoholic Adornments
Piaget Gives Flavor to Jewelry With Cocktail Rings
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Microscopic Alcohol Art
Molecular Expressions: The Cocktail Collection
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Alcoholic Architecture
The Houston Beer Can House Was Built With Empties, From Walls to Mailbox
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Alcoholic Juice Boxes
Sustainable Single Serving Libations from Akesson Vin Wine
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Crazy-Flavored Lollipops
Bourbon, Wasabi-Ginger and Real Coffee Sweet Treats
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Alcoholic Architecture
Bompas & Parr Creates Breathable Cocktails in Pop-Up Bar
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Wine Makes Grape Fuel
Winery Methane For Electricity
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Alcoholic Color Explosions
Bevshots Show Your Favourite Drinks Under a Microscope
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Flask Phones
‘Cheers' Mobile Device Runs on an Eco Booze Capsule
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Alcoholic Whipped Cream
Whipped Lightning Introduces Whipahol Drink Toppings
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Alcoholic Squirt Guns
Beer Blaster Lets You Spray Your Friends or Just Your Mouth
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Alcoholic Music Accessories
The Smirnoff Speaker Jacket Pumps Out the Tunes & Chills the Booze
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Matching Sunglasses to Cocktails
Deussen Combines Eyewear Style with Summer Libations
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Alcoholic Diaries
The '33 Bottles of Beer' Journal Records Your Favorite Beer Beverages
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Beer Holder Dinnerware
The Peroni Six Pack Concept Recreates the Authentic Italian Experience
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Alcoholic Virus Cures
World Cup Soccer Players Turn to Welsh Whiskey to Prevent Swine Flu
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Alcoholic Shirt Fasteners
Bottle Opener Cufflinks Will Come in Handy at the Bar
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Alcoholic Artist Notebooks
Bold Ideas Celebrates Drinking and Writing
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Alcoholic Walking Aids
The Walking Cane Flask is for Hardcore Boozers
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Taste-Based Search Engines
Aromicon Lets Users Browse Wines According to Taste
Related Ideas
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99 Creative Wine Innovations
From Wetsuit Wine Carriers to Computer Kegs
Swine Flu Parodies
Aussie Company Unit Riders Embraces ‘The Age of Panic'
20 Ways Swine Flu Has Influenced the World
From Decorated Masks to H1N1 Fashion
Asanas for Alcoholics
Drunk People Doing Yoga Poses Are Actually in Tune With Their Bodies
41 Viral Vodkavations
42 Non-Alcoholic Drinks
There's No Danger of DUI with These Drinks
Alcohol Firearms
Red Army Vodka's AK-47 Shoots Out Booze
40 Innovations in Cocktail Culture
From Carnivorous Concoctions to Alcohol-Infused Air
Artistic Alcohol Bottles
1800 Tequila and Proximo Spirits Inc. Create Alcoholic Art
Mantastic Beer Campaigns
Bud Light 'Tailgate Approved' Appeals to Football Fans
14 Fun International Theme Bars
Recycled Glass Jewelry
Bottle Bottoms and Glass Scraps Get Gorgeous
12 Swanky Swine Flu Accessories
H1N1 Fashion at its Best
Gas Mask Family Portraits
Sam Van Olffen Takes Steampunk Art One Step Darker
Stylish Epidemics
Creative Swine Flu Fashion Spreads Rapidly on the Web
Custom Hobby Notebooks
Get Passionate About These Moleskine Passion Journals
Dual Purpose Booze Bottles
Absolut Vodka Releases Eco-Friendly Packaging
33 Classy Cufflinks
From Legendary Links to Mustache Cufflinks
Microscopic Plant Organ Jewelry
Stained Cell Series by Vina Rust
Phonetic Alcohol
Vee Noh Phonetic Wine is a Clever Twist on Pronunciation
Tricky Tourism Campaigns
New ‘Vive Mexico' Ads Combat Swine Flu Fears
Boozed-Up Bus Shelters
Coors Creates Outstanding Beer Can Ads
15 Walking Stick Innovations
From Multi-Colored Canes to Crutch Replacements
Fierce Masks
Shamewear Replaces Swine Flu Protection for Fall 2009
Buddhist Beer Bottle Architecture
Monks Build Heineken Temple
Landmark Rings
Tourism Trinkets Include Eiffel Tower, Leaning Tower of Pisa
Macro Snow Crystal Photography
Photomicroscope Images Make Snow Look Cool
Swine Flu Conspiracies
H1N1 Accused of Being Developed in a Laboratory
Logo Lollipops
High Fashion Branding in the Form of Candy by Massimo Gammacurta
Multifunctional Packaging
Wine Box Doubles as a Bird Nesting Box
Wet Windowpane Portraits
Sebastian Szwajczak Delivers a Red Light Special
Self-Serve Pubs
The TableTap TableTender Lets You Pour Your Own Beer as You Please
Color-Coded Wines
94wines Uses Numbers and Colors for Customer Personalization
Mechanical Diamond Rings
Engagement Ring With Hidden Diamond by John Weldon
All-In-One Partycycles
The Beer Bike Brings Everything You Need for a Good Party
Beer Bottle Landmarks
Heineken Colosseum Replica From Recycled Packaging
Pop King Portraits
10 Fan-Created Michael Jackson Paintings as Artistic Tributes
20 Tech-Savvy Trackers
From Alcohol Intake Monitors to Pandemic Locators
Sinister Projection Portraits
Andrea Pantleo's 'Naturally Implied' is a Shocking Photo Shoot
Positive Attitude Notebooks
Pylones Products Add Optimism to the Boring Everyday
Sculptural Tableware
Porcelain Carafes, Dishes & Flasks by Aldo Bakker
Frog Prince Bling
Delfina Delettrez's Glittering Amphibian and Sparkling Spider Rings
Badass Beer Bongs
The Machine Gun Glass Adds Style to Your Drinking Games
Alcoholic Architecture
Bompas & Parr Creates Breathable Cocktails in Pop-Up Bar
Dual Touchpad Laptops
The ASUS NX90J is Mounted With Bang & Olufsen Speakers
10 Wickedly Designed Flasks
From Flask Phones to Cool Concealed Carafes
Olympic Alcohol
Absolut Vancouver Vodka Bottle Design Inspired by the 2010 Olympic City
Retro Italian Romance Shoots
'Venezia La Dolce Vita' in Marie Claire Italy Inspires Wanderlust
RFID Walking Sticks
Visionplus Provides Navigation Help for the Visually Impaired
Calorie-Packed Cocktails
10 Alcoholic Drinks to Avoid
Luxury Toy Jewelry
Swarovski Teams LEGO for Plastic Brick and Crystal Rings (UPDATE)
Skeletal Portraits
Gianluca Hits the Pop Culture Scene Hard With Anime-Inspired Art
Hunted Treasure Auctions
Priceless Treasure Hunt-Inspired Rings Up for Sale
Microscopic Photography
10 Nikon ‘Small World' 2008 Winners
12 Tools to Prevent Alcoholic Blunders
Avoid an Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Meltdown
Fabulously Feminine Flasks
Pylone's Luscious Designs for the Lush
Carnivorous Cocktails
Bacon-Flavored Vodka Sales Soar in Alcohol Market
Branded Boozing
The Ralph Lauren Flask
Artwork Wedding Registries
New York's nAscent Art Helps Newly Weds Get More than Pots & Pans
Fingertip Gardens
Living Rings by AudreyLaine Are Made With Scrap Copper
Eco Home Air
The Mini PET Bottle Humidifier
Interactive Wine Labels
Word Searches on Bottles of Puzzle Time Wines
Microscope-Aided Photography Competitions
Nikon's 'Small World' Embryos
Single-Serving Wine in a Can
Francis Ford Coppola Presents Sofia Minis With a Straw
$4 Convenience Store Wine
Yosemite Road 7-11 Wine Comes in Red and White
Alcohol Tornadoes
The Vortex Portable Cocktail Mixers Make Bartending Sexy
Petite Vodka Pubs
The Absolut Pop-Up Minibar Adds a Little Flavor to a Dull Night
Yarn Portraits
Jo Hamilton's 'I Crochet Portland' Series Includes People and Cityscapes
Human Pig Masks
David Castillo Knits Swine Flu Masques, And You Can Too
Rainbow Eternity Bands
Baguettes Make These Rings Appeal to Non-Wives Too
Noteworthy Notebooks
The Storyboard Book Lets You Document Your Life Like a Movie
Alcoholic Color Explosions
Bevshots Show Your Favourite Drinks Under a Microscope
Whimsical Wines
Archer & Vine's Food Specific Wines Aim for the Perfect Pairing
Slant-Ruled Notebooks
Matt Brown's Masterpiece for Angle Inclined Writers
Sleek Sophisticated Beer Bottles
Julien Muller's Heineken Concept Classes Things Up
Teen Targeted Tech
The Colorful LG Lollipop Phones Display LED Animations
Doodler Wallets
New Comme Des Garcons Wallet is Perfect for Frugal Scribblers
Octopus Rings
Tentacular Accessories Are a Fashionable Twist on Taxidermy (UPDATE)
Pop Star Tequila
Justin Timberlake's 901 Agave Alcohol Cranks Up Celebrity Liquor
Geektastic Alcohol
Gamer Wine Makes Wine Tastings Much Nerdier
Concealed Carafes
The Disposable Flask Lets You Bring Booze Anywhere
Soundboard Fashion
Phenomenon and ROC STAR Make Sound Mixer Fader Rings
Graffiti Notebooks
Scratchpad Features Blank NYC Walls for Your Street Art Homework
Alcoholic Squirt Guns
Beer Blaster Lets You Spray Your Friends or Just Your Mouth
Wood-Enveloped Wine
Pierre Negrevergne Wine Meets Kossi Aguessy Design
H1N1-Thwarting Suckers
Swine Flu Prevention Lollipops Help the Medicine Go Down
Eco-Friendly Libations
Sustainable, Organic Yellow+Blue Wines
Nanoscapes
Microscopic Worlds The Size of a Dot on a Page
Jelly Landmarks
Deliously Creative International Sculptures by the Jelly Mongers (UPDATE)
Oktoberfest Fashion
Beer-Proof Lederhosen Lets You Be an Even Messier Drunk
Palm-Sized Journals
Teostudio Corners the Handheld Notebook Market
Lightning Fast Processors
AMD's Dragon Tech Breaks Record With Liquid Helium
Alcoholic Music Accessories
The Smirnoff Speaker Jacket Pumps Out the Tunes & Chills the Booze
Sushi-Loving Liquor
The Award Winning Maru Wine from V&S
Social Media Chardonnay
Fledgling 'Twitter' Wine Encourages Child Literacy
Classy Beer Taps
A Casual Drink, Fresh From the Tap With the ‘Beertender'
Courting Plant Sculptures
'Natural Selection' Installation Reveals Microscopic Rituals
Painter Wine Trays
The Stem Glass Tray Mimics an Artist's Paint Palette
2600 Calorie Milk Shakes
Baskin Robbins Chocolate Oreo Shake Has 125g of Fat
Intergalactic Booze Chillers
Alien Beer Cooler is a Spacey Design Dream
Flip-Flop Cup Holders
Multifunctional Sandals That Are Perfect for the Beach
Canned Wine Cross-Branding
Monde Vineyard Vino on Japan Rail East
Beer Pong Dunking
Because Beer Pong Wasn't Extreme Enough
Sexy Cocktail Comebacks
Savvy Bartenders Bring Back Fancy Drinks For Summer
Wine Crate Creations
Tracey Johnson Creates Glowing Stacked Pillars Out of Used Crates
Classy Leather Canteens
The Mulholland Sportsman's Flask is Stylishly Eco-Conscious
3D Cufflinks
Shapeway's Cufflink Creator Makes Elevated Styles For Your Wrists
DNA as Fiber Optic Cables
Microscopic Light Pipes
Fashion Bubbly
Tony Conigliaro Creates 'Cocktail No. 5' Chanel Champagne
Phat Paper Planners
The Moleskine Color a Month Planner Set is Heavy Duty
Cufflink Kicks
Gabriel Urist Designs Timberland-esqe Wrist Bling
Alcohol Sashes
The Pirate Drinking Belt is Perfect for Nautical Themed Celebrations
Virus Tracking Technology
Japanese Mobiles Single Out Swine Flu Victims
Prescription Cufflinks
Damien Hirst Cufflinks Aren't Covered by Your Insurance
Bottle-Opening Fashion
The ‘After Office Tie' Makes It Easy to Go for Beers
Alcoholic Punvertising
With Diplomatico, There's Always Rum for Diplomacy
Alcoholic Virus Cures
World Cup Soccer Players Turn to Welsh Whiskey to Prevent Swine Flu
Clever Notebook Covers
Archie Grand Notebooks Let You Take Notes on 'Chefs I Met and Liked'
Multi-Colored Canes
Dominic Wilcox Creates Thread Walking Sticks for Christmas Gallery
Cancer-Fighting Cufflinks
The Mustache Cufflinks Support Movember in Fighting Prostate Cancer
Cufflink Cars
These Aston Martin DBR1/2 Cufflinks are for the Luxury Auto Enthusiast
Cross-Cultural Cocktails
The 'Absinthe-Minded Professor' Blends Bohemian Spice with Tahitian Nice
Swearing Flasks
'In God We Trust' Creates a Cussing Cool Flask for Your Firewater
Financial Crisis Beer
Brooklyn Brew Shop Duo on the Rise as Economy Flops
Icewine Martinis
Single-Pour Niagara Vice Fuses Vodka and Dessert Wine
Lightning Bolt Cufflinks
Uniform Experiment Unveils Spring and Summer Accessories
Custom Agendas
Plastique Free Comes with Maps, Shopping Tips & Creative Space
Reckless Beer Ads
Miller High Life Vid Promotes Skatin' on Boards and Sippin' on Beer
Legendary Links
Show Your Allegiance to the Pinstripes With These Yankees Cufflinks
2D Banquets
Zero-Calorie Dining by Emma Rios for Bompas & Parr
Seafaring Flasks
The Cork Pops Nicholas Portside Flask is Made for Sailors
Clay-Covered Portraits
Oleksiy Guz's 'LoaMan' Photo Set is a Messy Masterpiece