Feast your four eyes on these gloriously geeky soaps. These iconically shaped beauty bars will have you nerding out like there is no tomorrow. Full of witty references that any geek worth their salt would go for, these dorktastic cleansers would be right at home in any gamer's shower stall.
From iPhone-shaped bars of soap to Game Boy scrubbers, these gloriously geeky soaps will make you smile every time you use them. Enough to make any gamer peel themselves off the couch to spend a little extra time in the shower, these dorky soaps are hard to resist. Scrub yourself down with your favorite ninja turtle or get R2D2 to lend a hand -- with these geeky soaps by your side, you'll be rubbing shoulders with all your favorite characters after every trip to the gym.
Fun, nerdy and squeaky clean, these gloriously geeky soaps give you ample opportunity to nerd out while you scrub the dirt out.
19 Gloriously Geeky Soaps
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Creative Geek Cleaners
Digitalsoaps' Video Game Controller Soaps Won't Wash off Your Halo Tattoo
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Photographic Skin-Cleaners
The Camera Soap Bar Keeps Shutterbugs Clean
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Geeky Soap
PC Mouse Soap
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Sudsy Smartphone Scrubbers
The Two Eggplants Electronic Soaps are Shower-Friendly Cells
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Soap for Gamers
Geeky Blocks of Tetris Soap Make Bathtime a Blast
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Geeky Hygiene Products
Artisanal iPhone Soap To Suds Up Serious Apple Addicts
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Trusty Gadget Cleansers
The Droid Soap Bar Beats Any Technology in Staying Clean
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Nostalgic Gamer Suds
The 'Game Boy' Soap Looks Exactly Like The Real Thing
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Cult Cartoon Bath Products
The Pokemon Soap is a Geeky Way to Stay Clean
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Anthropological Body Cleansers
Dinosoap by 25togo Offers a Fun Fossil Excavation Adventure
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Geeky Hygiene Products
ICQ Toothpaste & Gmail Soap
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Weaponized Gamer Suds
The Duck Hunt Soap Gun is for Dirty Nintendo Fans
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Cartoonish Hand Soaps
Ninja Turtle Guest Soap is Perfect for Cleaning Your Hands After Pizza
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Soda-Scented Gamer Soaps
The Halo Spartan Soap Bars are Awesomely Geeky
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Gamer Soda Soaps
The Mountain Dew Scented NES Soap is the Worst/Best Thing Ever
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Nerdtastic Soaps
Reddit Soap is for the Hygienic Geek
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Bacteria Bath Products
Petri Dish Soap is an Ironic Way to Stay Clean
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Sci-Fi Shower Scrubbers
R2-D2 Soap by 'BlackWyrmDesigns' is the Droid You Were Looking for
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BIological Cleansing Bars
Red Blood Cell Soaps Nurse Your Cleanliness Back to Healthy Conditions
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HoJo's Original Fried Clam Soap Takes After an Iconic Menu Item
Cartoon Cat Bath Collections
The Hello Kitty and Friends x Lush Collab Sweetens Bathtime Rituals
Playful Bath Products
Lush x Shaun the Sheep Bring 'Baa-rilliant' Fun to Your Bath Time
Doll-Inspired Sanitaryware Collections
HEWI and Barbie Join Forces on a Bathroom Collection
Astrology-Inspired Body Washes
method Launches its 'Shower Readings Body Wash Collection'
Seductive Valentine’s Day Bouquets
Dr. Squatch X Trojan Introduce a Tempting Valentine’s Bro-quet
Serum-Powered Body Washes
Dove Serum+ Oil Body Wash Provides Luxurious Care Without the High Price
Playful Animation-Inspired Candle Designs
Goose Creek Taps The Smurfs Franchise for New Collection
Reimagined Hotel Menu Items
Howard Johnson® Introduces the 'HoJo's Original Fried Clam Soap'
Collectible Girl Group Soaps
The Lush x KATSEYE Collaboration Shares Expressive Bath Essentials
Halloween-Themed Self-Care Collections
Lush's 2025 Halloween Collection is Party-Ready
Festive Moldable Soaps
Bath & Body Works' Shapeable Soap Cleanses During Play
Banana-Inspired Shower Products
Soft Services' Buffing Bar is available in Refreshing Green Banana
Boba-Inspired Bodycare
The Native Boba Cafe Collection Bringg Bubble Tea Scents into Self-Care
Gothic Fantasy Film Soaps
Dr. Squatch x Nightmare Before Christmas Collab Embraces the Holidays
Beauty-Inspired Slime Toys
Gui Gui Makes Gen Alpha's Skincare Obsession Age-Safe & Fun
Mood-Shifting Body Washes
The New Neom Body Wash Formulas Help to Energize or Ground the Senses
Beautifying Self-Care Bundles
Olive & June x Bubble Collaborated on Skin and Nail Care Kits
Witchy Dish Soap Sprays
The Dawn x Wicked for Good Collab Introduces a Fantastical New Scent
Sci-Fi Series Character Soaps
The Dr. Squatch x Stranger Things Collab Features Distinctive Scents
Jammy Body Washes
Paddington x Lush's Marmalade Body Wash Has Orange Peel, Juice, Zest & More
Sustainable Body Wash Products
neat. Refillable Foaming Body Wash is Arriving in the UK
Sculptural Soap Collections
OBA by Matias Moellenbach Turns Daily Cleansing into a Tactile Ritual
Eczema Treatment Bath Kits
The Bleach Bath Kit by Tower 28 Promotes a Solution for Sensitive Skin
Cosmic Collab Shower Jellies
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie × Lush Lumas Shower Jelly is Playful
Intimate Wellness Brand Launches
Niches & Nooks Offers a Fresh Take on Intimate Care
Nautical Cartoon Soaps
Dr. Squatch Reprises its SpongeBob Collab with a Patrick Star-Inspired Bar
Enchanting Body Washes
Olay x Wicked: For Good Serum Body Washes Celebrate the Magic Within
Paw-Print Soap Tools
Dinoosh Turns Hand-Washing into Playful Hygiene Practice for Kids
Game-Themed Soap Collabs
Dr. Squatch X Call of Duty Bring Battle-Ready Hygiene to Your Routine
Villain Inspired Fragrance Lines
This Disney Villains Collection Nods to Potions Through Scent
Boba-Inspired Exfoliators
TIRTIR's Matcha Bubble Tea Scrub Features Matcha Cellulose Pearl Balls
Icon-Approved Soap Campaigns
Mike Tyson is Moisture Mike in Dr. Squatch’s Latest Grooming Campaign
Video Game-Inspired Soaps
The Dr. Squatch x Call of Duty Collection Includes Four Products
Playlist-Paired Body Washes
Slate Body Turns Daily Hygiene into a Sensorial Escape
Easter-Inspired Body Care Ranges
Lush Debuts Its Playful Seasonal Easter Lineup
Brunch-Inspired Bodycare Foams
The Sundae Body Brunch Collection Shares Special-Edition Scents
Gamer-Approved Soap Products
The Dr. Squatch x Minecraft Range Celebrates the Game and Movie
Internationally Inspired Bodycare
The Native Global Flavors Collection Takes After Clean Treats
Princess-Inspired Personal Care Lines
Bath & Body Works Expands Disney Princess Collection Reach
Refillable Body Wash Products
Bob's Hard Body Wash Offers an Alternative to Bar Soap and Liquids
Foggy Self-Care Billboards
eos' Windows of Self-Care Let Passersby Interact with Unique Personas
Vegan-Inspired Body Washes
Dove Partners with On Third Thought for Plant Milk Skincare
Destination-Inspired Shampoos
SHAMPOOHOTEL Recreates Hotel-Quality Experiences at Home
Takeout-Style Serum Sets
Glow Hub’s Skin Sips to Go are Packaged Like Cups in a Carrier
Collaborative Natural Soaps
Jukebox X the Rolling Stones Unveil the 'Paint It, Black Cherry' Soap
Limited-Edition Celeb Bathwater Soaps
Dr. Squatch x Sydney Sweeny Partner for the Bathwater Bliss
Dubai Chocolate Soaps
Whiskey River Soap Co.'s Soap for Dubai Chocolate is Decadently Scented
Anti-Aging Body Washes
Western Republic Body Wash is Formulated with Skincare Ingredients
Post-Workout Shower Jellies
A Signature Spa Treatment Inspired Lush's The Good Hour Shower Jelly
Character-Themed Cleaning Products
Scrub Daddy and Disney Partnered on New Product Designs
Gen Alpha Bath Brands
Splash Makes Fun Shampoo, Body Wash, Lotion for Kids Four to 10
Mindful Skincare Body Washes
Dove Body + Mind Serum Body Wash Comes in Three Scents
Color-Changing Shower Gels
Lush's Cherry Pop Goes from Green to Romantic Red for Valentine's Day
Cream-Based Restorative Body Cleansers
Aēsop Introduces the Eleos Nourishing Body Cleaner
Cozy Dramedy Skincare
Bliss x Gilmore Girls Inspires Millennial & Gen X Nostalgia
Book-Shaped Bodycare Sets
The Buffing Bar Miniature Body Gift Set Shares a Library of Minis
Sensory ASMR-Style Toys
Incredible Group's Squishi Toys Appeal to Gen Z Consumers
Fragrance-Forward Bodycare
Soap & Glory Launched Five Sensorial Mood-Boosting Scents
Bubbly Body Wash Lines
Lux's New Body Wash Range Has a Textures Inspired by Sparkling Drinks
Enzyme-Powered Dish Cleaning Soaps
method® has Launched super shine
Romantic Shower Foams
Sundae's Marshmallow Whipped Shower Foam Has Notes of Rose & Caramel
Gummy Facial Washes
Lush's Sensorial Facial Gummy Sticks to Bathroom Surfaces for Safe Keeping
Hypoallergenic Body Washes
Adult Eczema Inspired Tower 28's SOS Rescue + Relief Body Wash
Masculine Refillable Soap Ranges
Bob Refillable Body Wash Launched Men-Targeted Grooming Products
Conceptual Educational Soaps
The Consent Soap Highlights Boundaries Through Physical Interaction
Pink-Hued Bath Lines
Barbie x HEWI Unveil a Bauhaus-Inspired Pink Sanitaryware Collection
Sculptural Shampoo Bars
VOESH's Gua Sha Shampoo Bar Helps to Boost Circulation
Organic Aloe Vera Soaps
TERRA-TORY Spotlights the Nourishing and Effective Aloe Detox Cube
Botanical Body Cleansers
Native Moisturizing Body Wash Boasts 7% Functional Shea Butter
Cosmetics-Inspired Slime Toys
Glime Brings Elements of Beauty and Fashion to Sensorial Play
Beeswax-Honey Facial Cleansers
Lush's Ultrabland Inspired Three New Natural-Ingredient Products
High-Quality Shaving Cosmetics
Dr. Squatch Shaving Products Come in Bundles and Individually
Food-Based Body Bars
The Hygiene Bank & Goodwash Created The Edible Soap to Expose Hygiene Poverty
Accessorized Cleansing Mists
Glow Hub's Hand Cleansing Mists Come with a Keychain & Stickers
Eco-Friendly Hygiene Wipes
FRESHist Debuts Disposable Biodegradable Face Towels
Sensorial Lamington Body Washes
Sundae x Messina Created a Dessert-Inspired Whipped Shower Foam
Festive Whipped Body Washes
Sundae's Gingerbread Foaming Body Wash Has Warm, Spiced Notes
Spooky Bubble Baths
Mr. Bubble Dropped a Fun, Festive Collection of Halloween Bubble Bath Products
Hand Sanitizer Serums
gemi Brings Premium Facial Skincare Ingredients to Hand Care
Limited-Edition Titan-Inspired Soaps
Dr. Squatch Launches 'Godzilla Grit' and 'Kong Krush'
Character-Inspired Beauty Tools
Conair Launches Wicked-Themed Hair Styling Collection
Triple-Action Skincare Scrubs
Dove Men+Care Body and Face Scrubs Come in Three Scents
Seasonal Retailer Soaps
Dr. Squatch Not Santa Soap is a Target Exclusive
Nostalgic Bath Product Lines
Mr. Bubble Unveils Options for National Bubble Bath Day
Buttery Sensitive-Skin-Targeted Soaps
Dr. Squatch Launched the 'Total Moisture Collection'
Smiling Sponge Costumes
Spirit Halloween is Selling Scrub Mommy & Scrub Daddy Costumes
Enzymatic Dish Soaps
Dirty Labs' Bio Enzyme Liquid Dish Soap Helps to Reclaim Hours of Scrubbing
Fragrant Goats Milk Soaps
Fable Rune Spotlights Its Rose Clay & Lavender Goat's Milk Soap
Barrier-Boosting Soap Ranges
Lifebuoy is Evolving from Germ Protection to Science-Led Skin Health
Actress-Approved Skincare Boxes
The goop Detox Box Contains Gwyneth Paltrow’s Glow Essentials
Sculpted Cleansing Bars
VOESH's Gua Sha Body Cleansing Bar Supports Lymphatic Drainage
Sports-Themed Grooming Tools
Gillette and the NFL Launch GilletteLabs Official NFL Licensed Razors
Chocolate-Pistachio Body Washes
Afrodita Cosmetics’ Dubai Chocolate Shower Gel is Richly Sensorial
Festival-Ready Bodycare Kits
The Lush x Download Festival Kit Helps Music Lovers Refresh & Reset
Bodycare-Inspired Gelato Bars
The Dove Plant Milk Gelato Bar Shares Cool, Sweet, Refreshing Treats
On-The-Go Skin Hydration Solutions
Naples Soap Company Unveils Its 'Sunkissed Moisturizer Stick'
Cocktail-Inspired Shower Foams
Margaritas & Martinis Inspired Sundae's Whipped Body Washes
Vibrant Slime Collections
Sloomoo Institute Introduced 18 Colorful Slimes
Giftable Sparkly Moisturizers
Bubble Skincare's Slam Dunk Glam Edition Comes in Festive Packaging
Dessert-Inspired Shower Sets
Allkinds’ Fro-Yo Collection Shares Treat-Like Sensorial Experiences
Botanical-Based Gift Sets
Formulary55 Offers Thoughtful Luxury with the Mother’s Day Soap Gift Set
Decadent Exfoliant Bars
Soft Services’ Affogato L’Orange Buffing Bar Has a Creamy Espresso Scent
Neutralizing Steel Soaps
Simplehuman's Steel Soap Bar Makes Deodorizing Simplistic
Vacation-Inspired Exfoliant Bars
Soft Services' VACATION Buffing Bar Has a Fun Signature Scent
Kid-Friendly DIY Bath Bombs
The Nailmatic Kids Bath Bomb Maker Features Fun Shapes
Fruity Shower Foams
Allkinds' Whipped Shower Foam is Formulated for Kids & Teens
Celebratory Bath Product Collections
Lush’s 2025 Eid Collection Offers Festive Self-Care
Mystery Cartoon Bodycare
Scooby-Doo x Lush Shares a New Scent Inspired by Scooby Snacks
Uplifting Sweet-Scented Soaps
Jukebox Launches its 'Just Peachy' Soap Bar
Luminous Bath Bombs
Da Bomb’s Glow-in-the-Dark Bath Bomb Fizzes to Reveal a Surprise
Compact Hand Sanitizer Mists
Touchland's Hand Sanitizer Mists are Perfect for Mother's Day Gifting
Nourishing Body Wash Formulas
SheaMoisture's New Body Washes Replenish and Restore
Seaweed-Inspired Soapless Cleansers
Lush's Bara Lawr Cleansing Roll Pays Tribute to Laverbread
Mashup Halloween Bath Products
Lush's Monster Mashup Range Features Mix-and-Match Designs
Quote-Filled Bath Bombs
Da Bomb's Quote Bomb Fizzes in the Tub to Reveal an Inspiring Message
Youth-Friendly Everyday Cleaning Essentials
Brite by Scotch-Brite Targets Gen Z and Millennials
Naturally Derived Hand Soaps
Native Liquid Hand Soap Gently Cleanses and Scents Hands
STEM Bath Bombs
Mr. Bubble's Galaxy Bath Bombs Teach Kids About the Solar System
Iconic Fantasy Character Soaps
Dr. Squatch x Harry Potter Capsule Features Harry and Voldemort
Grapefruit-Inspired Goat's Milk Soaps
FABLE RUNE Debuts the Salted Grapefruit Goat’s Milk Soap
Soap-Centric Fragrance Capsules
Studio Nicholson x Perfumer H Blends Textile Craft with Scent
Collaborative Soap Sequels
Dr. Squatch x Liquid Death Introduce Dirt Destroyer and Grime Reaper
Naturally Powered Skincare
The New Lush Skincare Range Features 16 Different Fruits & Vegetables
Storytelling Celtic Bath Products
The Lush St. Patrick's Day Range Was Co-Created with Employees
Ritual-Driven Home Collections
Gotham Goods is Being Reintroduced to the Market
Feature-Length Microsoaps
The Golden Pear Affair by Native Reimagines Soap Operas for Socials
Extra-Sudsy Dish Soaps
Dawn PowerSuds' Trap & Lock Technology Prevents Grease from Spreading
Targeted Aromatherapy Shower Steamers
Formulary 55 Boasts the Wake Up and the Good Night Products
Indulgent Lifestyle Products
Debauchery Lifestyle Releases Indulgent Essentials for Bold Living
Coastal-Inspired Personal Care Sets
Formulary 55 Boasts an Alluring Ocean & Oakmoss Scent
Computational Undersea-Inspired Soaps
The Microbi Design Coral Soaps Collection is Ethereal
Gourmand Bathing Experiences
A Viral Product Inspired Lush Spas' Book A Bath: Sticky Dates
Pro-Grade Facial Cleansers
Glowbar's Expert Cleanser Packaging Can Be Scanned to Book a Facial
Romantic Bodycare Collections
Rococo & Regency Inspired the Dove Garden Tea Party Collection
Developmental Bath Toys
The Your (Un)Ordinary Bath Toy Collection Encourages Sensory Exploration
Foamy Blaster Body Washes
Mr. Bubble's Super Blaster Body Washes Have an Interactive Sprayer
Award-Winning Hand Soap Lines
Dial Spotlights Its Antibacterial + Hydrating Liquid Hand Soap
Gardener-Targeted Soaps
The Friendly Soap Gardener’s Soap Bar is Made with a Natural Formulation
Relaxing Hypoallergenic Bath Products
Dr Teal's Sensitive Skin Products are Soothing