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Skull & Cross Bones Toaster

By: Cowbag - Published:   Updated: Apr 25 2011 • References: tomwet.de
This toaster just totally and utterly rocks every which way but loose.

No only does it toast your bread, it puts a skull & crossbones on it for you too. Now you can say your hard and also make toast in one easy step.

Shiver m'timbers - breakfast has never been this much fun!

Implications - If you've ever wanted to be a pirate, this toaster might just be the best first step towards that goal. Who wouldn't want to feel like a buccaneer when making their breakfast? I know I sure wouldn't mind starting my day off with a little taste of adventure, pillaging and the open seas. Yaarrrrrgh matey!

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