Skull & Cross Bones Toaster
No only does it toast your bread, it puts a skull & crossbones on it for you too. Now you can say your hard and also make toast in one easy step.
Shiver m'timbers - breakfast has never been this much fun!
Implications - If you've ever wanted to be a pirate, this toaster might just be the best first step towards that goal. Who wouldn't want to feel like a buccaneer when making their breakfast? I know I sure wouldn't mind starting my day off with a little taste of adventure, pillaging and the open seas. Yaarrrrrgh matey!