There is nothing quite like the feeling of knowing the next day will bring a long wait in the unemployment line, but hopefully receiving a card from the Hallmark 'Loss of Job' line will be just the comforting condolence necessary to ease your workless worries.
As a sub-category under 'Encouragement' the Hallmark Loss of Job greetings include lighthearted lines like, "Don't think of it as losing your job. Think of it as a time-out between stupid bosses."
The quintessential card company really does have a way with words, and manages to give some gusto to getting canned. So, when you can't find the right way to say "that sucks" with sensitivity, the Hallmark Loss of Job line is the perfect way to give a boost to someone that got the boot.
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