Big Breasts Cancel Tour

I guess too much breasts can kill you! Beloved flok and country singer Dolly Parton has canceled her upcoming tour, set to start on February 28th, after doctors ordered her back to bed for six to eight weeks because of back problems. Parton says it's her breasts that are the issue.

Parton released a statement: "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."