Monkey Receives Sexually Explicit Audio Tape

Bobby Denton Crawford of Plano, Texas, moved out of State to regain custody of his pet, Darwin, a Rhesus Macaque Monkey. This would seem like a good idea, except that there is evidence of some hanky-panky going on between the two of them and evidence of physical abuse (Darwin vs. Bobby).

Darwin was confiscated last month, but was released back to his owner last week. The whereabouts of the couple is unknown.

What, there is a shortage of Homo sapiens in Plano?

Photo of Rhesus Monkey: Wikipedia