This Buy Me Brunch tee lets people know that you are one "Friendly Mother F*cker."
In case your niceness is ever up for debate, this hilariously profane t-shirt will settle all the naysayers. You might have a potty mouth, but that sure as hell doesn't make you any less friendly. You'll make conversation with strangers, hand out compliments like candy and give spare change to the homeless -- beyond your obscene vocabulary, you are definitely someone to bring home to the parents. (Of course, I would advise against actually wearing this shirt when you are meeting the parents for the first time. I would suggest showing them how friendly you can be cuss-free before throwing this one on.)
Though aggressive in its delivery, the Friendly Mother F*cker tee by Buy Me Brunch affirms your neighborly tendencies.