11 Goatsy Finds

George Clooney’s ‘Men Who Stare at Goats,’ which opens this Friday in theaters, is purportedly based on a true story. It’s all very intriguing—I mean, why are men staring at goats? But after compiling this cluster of goat-related innovations, I’m starting to make sense of it. I mean, with all these bizarre goatsy finds out there, why wouldn’t men stare at goats? And women, too, for that matter?

From animal beauty contests to the fainting goat, this cluster might just provide insight into why men stare at goats (or at the very least, keep you occupied for a few minutes).