Even if you dread having to add another candle to your cake each year, these funny birthday products will surely make the occasion one to laugh about. Aging is inevitable and while it's not always easy to gracefully accept it, having a sense of humor helps. If you like to keep your age a secret, you'll want to watch out for products like age-counting candles that will spill the beans.
There are so many ways to get a laugh out of the birthday guy or girl. We can't always be with the ones we love and care about on their birthdays, but greeting cards are just as effective a way to send a sassy message of something you might say. There are endless options, depending on your sense of humor.
38 Funny Birthday Products
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DIY LED Party Balloons
Sharon Vaknin Shows How to Light up Any Occasion
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DIY Hidden Text Cakes
Victoria Hudgins’ Unique Birthday Cake has a Secret Message Inside
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DIY Loot Balls
The DIY Surprise Balls Conceal a Magnitude of Trinkets
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Honestly Sassy Greetings
Old Tom Foolery Cards Dish Out Hilarious Hard Truths
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DIY Jumbo Lollipop Decorations
The 'Trendy Tree' Blog Shows How to Make Affordable Party Accents
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Retro Stove Cupcake Boxes
Claudine Hellmuth Sells Super Cute Cupcake Box Templates
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Delicious Gift Wrap
The Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper is Comprised of Different Components
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Crayon Box Cakes
The Sweetapolita ‘Rainbow Doodle Birthday Cake' is Very Crayola
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Urinal Cake Decorations
Carmichael Collective Transforms Urinal Cakes in a Literal Way
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Busty Balloon Babes
Bela Borsodi Strikes Again With Air-Filled Bimbos
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Laser Dessert Delineaters
The Happy Cut Cake Marker Ensures That Everyone Gets an Equal Slice
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Surprise Spoiling Gift Wrap
Crapping Paper is Funny Gift Wrapping Paper with an Ironic Twist
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Sprinkled Waffle Wigwams
The Ice Cream Cone Tepees are a Creative Way to Serve Cupcakes
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Meat-Sculpted Inflatables
The Meat-Cut Balloon Factory Exhibit is Odd and Intriguing
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DIY Unraveling Surprise Gifts
The Cakies Blog 'Love Ball' is Packed with Excitement
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Liquor-Shooting Cards
The Bottle Hanger Shot Glass Card Mixes Origami & Booze
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DIY Word Game Gift Wrap
This Nifty Homemade Wrapping Paper is Perfect for a Birthday Offering
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DIY Ice Cream Pinatas
The 'Oh Happy Day' Blog Shows How to Make Easy Dessert Party Decorations
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Social Media Gift Wrap
Tweet Wrap Spreads Twitterific Spirit One Present at a Time
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Customizable Birthday Cards
This Sarah Hollowood Collection is Personalized
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Comical Cartoon Loot Bags
The Angry Bird Goodie Bag Will Cause Buzz and Chatter at Your Next Party
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Chocolate Candle Cakes
Stéphane Bureaux Creates Delicious Melting Treats
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Edible Cake Decorations
Yum-Wick Creates Candles that are Great for Any Occasion
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Self-Conscious Birthday Candles
These Funny Birthday Candles Are Perfect for the Age-Sensitive
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Forkable Candles
The New Light Then Bite Candle Fork Lets You Have Your Cake and Eat It Too
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Sweet Treat Inflatables
The 'Oh Happy Day' Fruit Balloons DIY is Delightfully Easy
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Hairy Holiday Wrappers
This Mustache Gift Wrap is for the Ultra Hip
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Building Block Cake Toppers
Blokz Party Pack Features Fun-Shaped LEGO Birthday Candles
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Mythical Candy Shakers
The Unicorn Rainbow Sprinkles Dispenser is a Sweet Treat
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Classy Birthday Candles
The Cake Candelabra Adds Sophistication to Your Confections
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8-Bit Cake Decorations
These Pixel Candles are Awesome Gamer Birthday Must-Haves
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Ironically Depressing Greeting Cards
'Super Happy Times' Leaves Receipients Feeling Less Stellar
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Word Search Greetings
The Utility Card Offers Sentiments in a Playful Manner
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Creative Easel Treats
The 'What's New, Cupcake?" Dish is Artistically-minded and Sweet
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Blithe Bouncy Greetings
SENDaBALL Messages are Better than Flowers
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Hairy Lollipop Adornments
Spice Up Your Sweets with the Lips and Mustache Lollipop Decals
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Techie Cake Characters
'Digital Age Birthday Candles' for Your 21st Century Special Day
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Age-Keeping Candles
The Lost Count Candles Never Reveal Your Age
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Food-Inspired Novelty Candles
House of Savage Candles Look and Smell Like Cake
Bakery-Inspired Scented Candles
The Joya x Dominique Ansel Birthday Candles are Naturally Scented
Celebration-Themed Candy Gifts
M&M'S New Gifts are for Mother's Day, Father's Day and Graduation.
Tea-Light Candle Grills
Raclette Set by Kuhn Rikon Offers a Unique Experience
Collectible Kawaii Figurines
The Sanrio Hello Kitty Funko Pop! Figures Celebrate 50 Years
Charcuterie Advent Calendars
Hickory Farms' Countdown to Christmas Shares Sweet & Savory Snacks
Fair Trade Beauty Advent Calendars
The Body Shop's Big Advent of Change Gift Set Features 25 Items
Vintage-Inspired Candle Designs
The Maker Offers a Selection of Candles at Sephora
Shower Steamer Advent Calendars
This Christmas Countdown Shares 24 Days of Self-Care
Lifelike Egg Candles
These Egg Candles from scandles are Part of its Farmers Market Range
Football-Themed Collectible Candles
Cent Ldn Launches its World Cup-Themed Candle Collection
Celebratory Audio Lollipops
TastySounds' AudioLollipop Plays Happy Birthday via Bone Conduction
Instant Noodle Advent Calendars
Koka's Unique Christmas Countdown Shares 12 Comforting Meals
Logo-Shaped Sportswear Pillows
The Nike Birthday Pillow Gift Box is a Hong Kong Exclusive
Healthful Advent Calendars
Alo’s Beauty & Wellness Advent Calendar Gifts a Year-Long Subscription
Reusable Eco-Friendly Candles
The Sustainable Flames Reusable Candle Jar Reduces Waste
Romantic Drinking Accessories
Hendrick’s & Wiederhoeft Crafted a Line of Unusual "Gintimates"
Body Care Advent Calendars
SABON Unveils ‘The Magical Unexpected Hour’ Advent Calendar
Mom-Inspired Candle Lines
Candier Gears Up for Mother's Day with a special range of candles
Personalized Candle Scents
Scent Lab Allows You to Customize Your Candle Based on Mood
Spice Advent Calendars
Just Spices Curated 24 Spice Blends to Discover in December
Excuse-Providing Mock Cans
Like a Magic 8 Ball, Samuel Adams' 'I CAN't' Can is Ready to Shake
Beverage-Themed Candle Collections
DW Home's Cheeky Candle Collection Makes for a Perfect Gift
Edible Butter Candles
Papa Johns Created the Garlic Butter Candle for National Garlic Day
Cult Movie-Inspired Tumblers
Dragon Glassware Boasts the Mean Girls Burn Book Tumbler
Stunning Celebratory Custom Cakes
SusieCakes Offers Various Seasonal and Custom Cake Designs
Cinematic Bath Water Candles
Saltburn-Inspired Candles Were Inspired by the Film's Memorable Scene
Flame-Free Candle Warmers
The Retro Candle Warmer Lamp Doubles the Life of Candles
Celebratory Convenience Store Apparel
The 7-Eleven 7/11 Birthday Collection Commemorates 96 Years
Kitchenware Christmas Crackers
Fortnum's 1707 Crackers are Filled with Miniature Kitchen Utensils
Cake-Scented Shower Foams
Sundae's Hot Chocolate Shower Foam is a Treat for the Senses
Exact Age Calculators
The Age Calculator Tells You Your Exact Age to the Day
Cheeky Dog Birthday Kits
Lazy Dog Cookie Co. Enhances Its Product Range with New Additions
Modern Gifting Services
Fresh Sends Reinvents Flower Delivery & Gift-Giving for a New Generation
Bookish Advent Calendars
This Advent Calendar for Book Lovers is Filled with 25 Gifts
Sunshine-Inspired Candles
Spoken Flames Adds Smells Like Sunshine to Its Sensory Candles Range
Novelty Fish Tin Candles
The Tinned Candle Trio from Fishwife is a Fun Holiday Stocking Stuffer
Alternative Advent Calendar Products
Haribo Christmas Mishap Bingo Updates a Classic Product
Craft Soda Advent Calendars
The Jones Advent Calendar Shares 25 Days of Bubbly Beverages
Biodegradable Dual-Fragrance Perfumes
Maison 21G's Optional Scents are Over 90% Biodegradable
Birthday Beauty Gifts
Sephora's 2024 Birthday Gift Options Have Been Revealed
Realistic Messy Romantic Gifts
The Messy Paper Anniversary Gift Boxes Embraces Imperfections
Limited-Edition April Fool's Lines
Chamberlain Coffee Debuts the Oops Collection on April 1st
Concise Reflection Journals
The Life Sentence Journal Challenges Users with 1 Sentence Entries
Creativity Time Capsules
Crayola's Campaign for Creativity Reunites Adults with Childhood Art
Mechanical Candle-Inspired Timers
The 'CClock' Candle Timer by Pelin Özbalcı is Calming
Birthday-Ready Snack Boxes
Sugarwish Rounds Its Curated Snack Boxes with a Birthday Option
Rose Garden-Inspired Candles
Outdoor Fellow's Flower Garden Scented Candle is Sophisticated
Intimate Massage Candles
Dame Launches a Series of Massage Candles for Burning and Moisturizing
Ice Cream Advent Calendars
Double Rainbow Sweetens December with 12 Days of Ice Cream
Gender-Neutral Candle Collaborations
Aerangis & Non Gender Specific Release the FLOOID HOM Candle
Burger-Shaped Bath Gifts
The Love Burger by Lush Layers Bubbly, Sudsy Surprises
Chocolate-Scented Candles
See's Candies Unveil Its Chocolate Shop Scented Candle
Hot Cocoa Candles
The Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa Candle Sets the Mood for a Cozy Season
Tomato-Scented Candles
Poured Candle Bar Embraces Tomato Girl Summer with This Candle Offering
Table-Top Gaming Candles
Gameplay Candles' Table Top Gaming Candles Ignite the Adventure in Us All
Celebratory Gel Nail Polishes
The Sally Hansen Miracle Gel Birthday Collection Marks 10 Years
Friendship-Focused Party Games
Catch the Vibe is a Battle to Prove Who Knows Their Friends Best
Anniversary-Honoring Chocolate Products
These KitKat Bars Celebrate 50 Years in Japan
Colorful Doll-Topped Cakes
SusieCakes is Serving Up New Barbie Cakes This Summer
Brainteaser Advent Calendars
The Project Genius Advent Calendar Shares 12 Days of Puzzles
Romance-Inspired Candle Designs
Candier's You're My Favorite Candle Makes for the Perfect Gift
Social Media-Inspired Candles
Ryan Porter | Candier Boasts a Playful Candle for Galentines Day
Chic Celebratory Candle Decor
The Diptyque Simple Objects Collection Showcases Simplicity
Candid Celebration Campaigns
Edible's "There's an edible for That" Celebrates Even Awkward Moments
AI Party Planning Assistants
PartyKit Ensures The Little Details are Taken Care of
Coconut-Encased Candles
Backyrd Candles Boasts a Unique and Eco-Conscious Product Range
Rainy Day-Inspired Candles
Byredo Launches Summer Rain—a Candle for Rainy Days
Playful Cheese Slice Campaigns
Kraft Singles Unveils its New Cheese Tax Pack Marketing
Customizable Halloween-Themed Treat Boxes
Halloween Sugarwish Boasts Customizable Gifting
Birthday Cake Liqueur Truffles
Baileys Birthday Cake Truffles are Sweet, Creamy and Boozy
Coffee-Themed Gift Sets
Bee Inspired's Wake Up Call Gift Seeks to Awaken the Senses
Functional Beverage Cake Kits
Recess and The Caker Teamed Up on a Birthday Cake Kit
Gummy Bear Bubble Baths
Mr. Bubbles Celebrates National Bubble Bath Day with a New Product
Confetti-Filled Wrapping Papers
'FettiWrap™' Confetti Wrapping Paper Elevates Amusement
Senior Self-Care Campaigns
L'Oreal Paris is Celebrating the Aging Consumer with 'Age Perfect'
Celebratory Retro Handheld Games
McDonalds Introduces a New Grimace Game Boy Color
Snack Cake-Scented Candles
Little Debbie x Goose Creek Candles Come in 12 Variations
Thoughtful Conversation Cards
Lumitory's Conversation Cards Offer Thought-Provoking Prompts
Body Care Advent Calendars
The Body Shop's Holiday Advent Calendars are Indulgent
Farm-Fresh Candles
Boy Smells' Farm to Candle Trio Plays with Fruity, Earthy, Herbaceous Notes
Extravagant Candle-Filled Suitcases
Diptyque's Candle Suitcase Celebrates Its 60th Anniversary
Celebrity-Designed Textured Candles
Seth Rogan's Houseplant Launches a New Candle in Two Colorways
Makeup-Hiding Accessories
Elf's Cosmetic Security Line Offers a Safe Hiding Space For Your Makeup
Cookie Brand Birthday Kits
Chips Ahoy! Created the Chips Ahoy! Happiest Party Kits for Its 60th
Celebratory Cheesy Snack Cakes
Milk Bar's Cheetle-Infused Birthday Cake Celebrates Cheetos' 75th
Vice-Inspired Candle Sets
MALIN+GOETZ's The Vices Votives Set is Playful and Cheeky
Birthday Cake-Flavored Liqueurs
Sugarlands Sippin' Creams Birthday Cake Has a 20% ABV
Festive Elvish Candles
The Elf x Homesick Collaboration Immerses Fans in the Buddy's World
DIY Soy Candle Sets
Creative QT Candles Boasts a Comprehensive Candle-Making Kit
Pink Gin Advent Calendars
The Premium Pink Gin Advent Calendar Shares 12 Colorful Alcohol Samplers
Human Candle Campaigns
These Human Statues of Candle Wax Bring Attention to Youth Burnout
Exclusive Gamer Gift Cards
Candy Crush Saga Gift Cards Share a 48-Hour Unlimited Lives Bonus
Allergy-Friendly Celebration Cakes
Just Love Makes Cakes Without Nuts, Milk or Eggs
Personalized Puppet Video Cards
This American Greeting SmashUp Video e-Card Has Cookie Monster
Birthday Cake-Flavored Whiskeys
Dough Ball's Birthday Cake Whiskey is a Dessertified Drink
Sports Fan Advent Calendars
The Countdown to Chill Calendar Aligns with College Basketball Season
Curated Wedding Gift Boxes
Confetë Party Box's Wedding Collection Simplifies Wedding Season
Loot Bag-Ready Chocolates
The Kinder Joy Birthday Pack Has 15 Individual Eggs Per Pack
Snowman-Shaped Holiday Cakes
TOUS Les JOURS Has a New Merry Wiggle Christmas Collection
Digital Experience Gifting
Memory Crate Lets Users Gift Coupons, Experiences, or Acts of Service
Swirled Bunny Face Cakes
Paris Baguette is Selling a Bunny Face Chocolate Cake This Easter
Sprinkle-Packed Ice Cream Cakes
The Funfetti Ice Cream Cake is Packed with Sweet, Creamy Flavor
Sustainable Clean Burn Candles
Planted Offers Eco-Conscious Candles That Improve Air Quality
Valentine's Day Cake Collections
TOUS les JOURS Just Unveiled Its Love, Sweet Love Collection
Giftable CBD Products
Thanks! Naturals is on a Mission to Spread Gratitude and Wellness
Birthday Cake-Flavored Oat Bars
Bobo’s Created a Special Birthday Cake Oat Bar for Its Anniversary
Adult Board Game Campaigns
Hasbro and Ageless Innovation Rebrand Childhood Games for Adults
Floral Novelty-Scented Candles
WorkInProgress Creates The Low Hanging Fruit Candle
Year-Round Gummy Candy Gifts
The HARIBO Box of Happy Gifting Option Has Several Sweets Inside
Quirky eCard Platforms
Happiepages Has an Online Celebratory Card for Any Occassion
AI Gift Note Writers
This Tool Heps Users Craft a Well-Written Message for a Gift
Prepared Funfetti Cheesecake Slices
Rich Products Has a New Single-Serve Funfetti Cheesecake Slice
Sporty Sympathy Cars
The Fireball Footbawl Cards Come with a Spicy Twist
Vintage-Inspired Candle Lamps
Retro Candle Lamp Warms Up Scented Candles Without Lighting Them
Cake-Flavored Coffee Lattes
The Scooter's Birthday Cake Latte is Arriving for Springtime
Mosquito Repellent Candles
Clovers Garden's Mosquito Repellent Candles Boast Various Scents
Customizable Party-Size Snack Boxes
Sugarwish Intoduces a Party Size Option of Its Service
Cheese-Themed Entertaining Guides
'That Cheese Plate Wants to Party' Inspires Tasty Creations
Giftable Cannabis Bundles
Emjay Curated a Father's Day Bundle for Cannabis-Consuming Dads
Individual Birthday Cake Snacks
Tastykake Confetti Krimpets are Small But Big on Flavor
Birthday Cake-Flavored Cookies
Taylor Chip Launches a Special 'Birthday Cake Cookie' Flavor
Single-Serve Confetti Cheesecakes
The Funfetti Cheesecake Single Slice Comes Individually Wrapped
Mom-Appreciating Candle Collections
Yankee Candle Releases Its Latest Exclusive Candle Collection
Parental Gift Generators
The Parent Present Gift Generator Supports Gen Z & Millennial Shoppers
Hot Chocolate-Inspired Candles
Literie Candle & Serendipity3 Debut a Frrrozen Hot Chocolate Candle
Personalized Holiday Newsletters
Pics & Wishes is a Line of Multi-Media Greetings
Celebratory Dinner Party Kits
P.F. Chang’s Just Added the New Celebration Kit for Four
Softening Candle Moisturizers
Butter LONDON Unveils the 'Chelsea Blooms Manicure Candle'
Birthday Cake Oat Bars
Bobo's Releases New Exclusive Birthday Cake Flavor Bars
Anonymous Letter Sending
Letters is a Charming Tool Allowing People to Send Letters in Secret
Milestone-Marking Relationship Maps
Lovecation Moments is the Perfect Valentine's Day Gift
Convenient Cake-Flavored Treats
Little Debbie Birthday Cake Creme Pies are Crunchy and Creamy
Celebratory Springtime Cookie Menus
These New Insomnia Cookies Products are Arriving Now
Pared-Back Premium Candles
The Homesick Starter Collection Shares Smaller Sizes & Simpler Notes
Sentimental AI Speech Writers
Toast Tracker Sends Well Wishes to Loved Ones
Party-Ready Restaurant Publications
The Chuck E. Cheese and Friends Party Cookbook is Delightful
Birthday-Themed Skincare Collections
Tree Hut Celebrates 21st Birthday with New Collection
Dessert-Flavored Protein Snacks
Birthday Cake Protein Poppers Have a Sweet and Savory Flavor
Simple Joke Platforms
Gigglet is a Simple Webste that Tells 10 "Dad Jokes" a Day