If February rolls around and you’re still single, there’s no reason that you can’t celebrate, or treat yourself or a few friends to some awesome anti-Valentine's gifts.
Although Valentine’s Day seems to be a holiday that is reserved only for couples, this doesn’t mean that you have to adopt a bitter attitude if you find yourself alone. Some of these products demonstrate just how with sassy quips like "Sorry, I can’t — I have plans with my cat" and "New York is my boyfriend."
Products with compliments or affirmations on them are another great way to lift your spirits, especially if you hate holiday, but still want to show yourself some love. Since these products aren't designed for Valentine's Day, they'll also have a life beyond February 14th.
34 Anti-Valentine's Gifts
From Anti-Social Excuses Shirts to Independent City Girl Purses:
Laura McQuarrie — Jan 28, 2014 — Lifestyle
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Hilarious Shop Sign Sweaters
This Shop Sign Sweater Lets the World Know You're Closed For Business
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Eating-Encouraging Sweatshirts
The RIP Diet Sweater Tells Everyone You're Ready to Feast
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Sweatshirt-Like Laptop Sheaths
This Laptop Cover is a Fun Way to Dress Up a Computer
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Suggestive Relationship Fashion
This Tee Lets People Know You Don’t Want to Be Just Friends
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Disposable Face Sacks
This Paper Bag Head Covering Features Beautifully Illustrated Portraits
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Crass Coffee Mugs
These Adult Coffee Mugs Give You Explitive Laden Advice
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Anti-Social Welcome Mats
The 'Go Away' Doormat from Fancy Says it Like it Is
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Bondage Novel-Inspired Jewelry
This Christian Grey Tie Necklace Will Entice Your Imagination
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Pun-Filled Animal Shirts
This Hilarious Goat T-Shirt Plays on Male Facial Hair
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Anti-Social Excuses Shirts
This Cat Lover Shirt Lets People Know You Don’t Want to Hang Out
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Humorous Crisis Makeup Bags
Carry Essential Cosmetics in this Hilarious Emergency Mascara Pouch
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Honest Alcoholic Travel Mugs
This Vodka Coffee Mug Will Have People Guessing What You're Drinking
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Independent City Girl Purses
New York Ladies Will Love this Boyfriend Clutch
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Straight-Forward Romantic T-Shirts
This Romantic T-Shirt Prefers Brain Power to Muscle Power
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Sassily Vindictive Shirts
These Human Tank Tops Help You Throw Shade to the Haters
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Comically Candid Coasters
Get Your Guests to Crack Up and Clean Up with These Funny Coasters
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Hilariously Literal Drink Coasters
These Clever Drink Coasters Offer a Round of Drinks On Them
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Prison-Bound Bracelets
This Hand Cuff Bracelet is Perfect for Trouble-Makers
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Motivational Laundry Bags
These Heavy Duty Laundry Bags Finish the Job Faster
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Wine-Choosing Graphics
This Handy 'How to Choose Wine' Poster is for Indecisive Drinkers
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Misogynistic Notebook Covers
Write Your Inner Most Feelings in Your B*tches Imma Holla at Notebook
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Problem-Loving T-Shirts
'Oneable' Encourages Us to Embrace Our Issues
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Grumpy Nap-Needing Tops
This Human Sweatshirt is Aggressively Tired and Brutally Honest
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Security-Provoking Totes
Trevor Jackson's Safe Travel Bag Begs to be Searched by Officials
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Defensive Alcoholic Aprons
Don't Be Shy About Your Fondness for Vino with this Funny Alcohol Apron
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Sassy Worded Towels
This Reserved Pool Towel Instructs People to Leave Your Spot Alone
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Optimistic Measuring Glasses
These Quirky Wine Glasses Will Show Whether the Glass is Half Full
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Rap Song-Inspired Jerseys
Show Everyone You’re a Jay-Z Fan with the 99 Problems Tee
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Waist-Watching Wine Glasses
The Caloric Cuvee Calorie Counting Wine Glass Offers Nutritional Info
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Grumpy Sleeveless Shirt Designs
These Sassy Tank Tops from Human Show you Could Not Care Less
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Social-Encouraging Door Decorations
Show Your Welcoming Side with the Do Disturb Door Hanger
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Gender-Segregating Pillows
These Barbara Coupe Cushions Keep Boys and Girls On Opposite Sides
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Cheeky Makeup Bags
This Cosmetic Bag Design Boasts That It Should be Bigger in Size
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Cheeky Beverage Indicators
These Wine Identifiers Label How Much More is Needed in Each Glass
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Teddy Bear Outerwear
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Romantic Branded Cafe Products
Starbucks Japan Valentine’s Day Collection Has Over 12 New Items
Romantic Low-Cut Sneakers
Nike Readies its New 'Valentine's Day' Silhouette for the 2024 Season
Fair Trade Beauty Advent Calendars
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Anti-Valentine's Dinner Experiences
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His-and-Her Underwear
SAXX Offers Women Valentine’s Day Gift With 'Upside Down Heart' Pendant
Shower Steamer Advent Calendars
This Christmas Countdown Shares 24 Days of Self-Care
Cat-Themed Vday Series
Fancy Feast Launches Limited-Edition "Cuddle Collection" for Cat Lovers
Empowering Goddess Jewelry
Celebrate Women's History Month with Awe Inspired's Empowering Jewelry
Valentine’s Day-Inspired underwear
SAXX Offers Romantic Underwear and Loungewear
Logo-Shaped Sportswear Pillows
The Nike Birthday Pillow Gift Box is a Hong Kong Exclusive
Customized Valentine's Cards
Angel's Envy is Sharing Personalized Cards for Valentine's Day
Romantic Drinking Accessories
Hendrick’s & Wiederhoeft Crafted a Line of Unusual "Gintimates"
Spicy-Sweet Breakup Pizzas
Pizza Hut's Goodbye Pies Help to Take the Sting Out of Splitting Up
AI-Powered Valentine's Cards
Resn Unveils the Sheer Cupidity Card Maker for Personalized Messages
Undefined Relationship Candies
Sweethearts Created Situationships Conversation Hearts for Gen Z
Affordable Cosmetics Holiday Bundles
e.l.f. Cosmetics Presents a Makeup Set Range for the Holidays
Spice Advent Calendars
Just Spices Curated 24 Spice Blends to Discover in December
Valentine's-Themed Marshmallow Bags
JET-PUFFED Releases the Seasonal Strawberry Marshmallow Hearts
Excuse-Providing Mock Cans
Like a Magic 8 Ball, Samuel Adams' 'I CAN't' Can is Ready to Shake
Adorable Valentine's Day Donuts
The Dunkin' Valentine's Day Offerings Include Donuts and More
Romantic Rhinestone Bags
Zara's New Rhinestone Heart Shoulder Bag is Valentine's Day-Inspired
Mood-Boosting Cafe Pop-Ups
Skittles' House of Joy Brightens the Dark Days of February
Spiteful Scorpion Valentine's Gifts
You Can Now Send Your Ex a Scorpion for Valentine's Day
Vodka-Branded Holiday Lines
Tito's Handmade Vodka Launches Kinda Ugly Holiday Collection
Vengeful Toilet Paper Campaigns
Who Gives a Crap Launched Its Flush Your Ex Toilet Paper Campaign
Subtle Heart-Adorned Sneakers
Nike's Yellow Heart Dunk Low Sneakers are Great for Valentine's Day
New York-Inspired Picnic Series
Nik Bentel's New York Picnic Series is Whimsical & Eye-Catching
Period Sex Campaigns
U by Kotex Launches “Let’s Have Period Sex” Chocolates for Valentine's Day
Vibrant Unwinnable Board Games
The No Worries If Not! Game by Billie Highlights Being a Woman
Romantic Perfumery Candle Collections
This Diptyque Valentine's Day Set is Limited-Edition
Heart-Shaped Candy Kits
Heart-Shaped Gummy Lunchables are Coming for Valentine's Day 2023
Runway-Inspired Bouquets
Farmgirl Flowers Launches New Valentine's Collection
Modern Gifting Services
Fresh Sends Reinvents Flower Delivery & Gift-Giving for a New Generation
Valentine's Beef Jerky Hearts
Manly Man Co.'s Meathearts are Laser-Etched with Playful Messages
Couple-Focused Fashion Campaigns
The Burberry 'B:Mine' Campaign Showcases Intimacy and Gifts
Graphic Luxurious Accessory Collabs
Anti Social Social Club's SS24 Boasts Premium Collaborations
Romantic Fashion-Forward Apparel
PrettyLittleThing Offers a Range of Apparel Perfect for Vday
Bookish Advent Calendars
This Advent Calendar for Book Lovers is Filled with 25 Gifts
Romantic Sneaker Releases
The Aldo Heartstep Low-top Sneaker is Valentine's Day-Themed
Sharable Ice Cream Boxes
Double Rainbow's Ice Cream Lovers Box is Made for Treating Another
Serotonin-Boosting Billboards
Soglar's Billboard Uplifts on the Most Depressing Day of the Year
Food-Themed Valentine's Shoes
Reebok Debuts the 'Food & Bev' Capsule Inspired by Valentine's Day
Unfair Advent Calendars
Tony’s Chocolonely Countdown Calendar Challenges the Chocolate Industry
Tea Advent Calendars
VAHDAM India Boasts a Few Holiday Offerings, Ahead of December
Three-People Wine Bottle Prototypes
19 Crimes's Throuple Bottle of Wine is for Valentine's Day
Empowering Gratitude Journals
The Keys Soulcare Gratitude Journal Encourages Self-Expression
Birthday Beauty Gifts
Sephora's 2024 Birthday Gift Options Have Been Revealed
Realistic Messy Romantic Gifts
The Messy Paper Anniversary Gift Boxes Embraces Imperfections
Breakup-Celebrating Timepieces
Timex and Seconde/Seconde Created a Watch Branded with 'My-Ex'
Cat-Centric Culinary Collections
The Feastivities Collection by Fancy Feast Treats Cats & Owners
Burger-Shaped Bath Gifts
The Love Burger by Lush Layers Bubbly, Sudsy Surprises
Non-Traditional Valentine's Wines
19 Crimes' Valentine's Wine Bottle Celebrates All Relationships
Empowering Self Care Holidays
eos is Transforming Pre-Valentine's Day Rituals with Vagentine's Day
Exclusive Women-Celebrating Apparel Collections
Foot Locker Launches Women’s History Month Apparel
Colorful Heart-Shaped Sprinkles
Trader Joe’s Valentine Sprinkle is Perfect for Decorating
Margarita-Celebrating Snapback Hats
Mexican Sugar is Selling Margarita Merch on February 22
3D-Printed Valentine's Day Chocolates
Sugar Lab Debuts Two Types of Valentine's Day Bonbons
Lunar New Year Campaigns
self-portrait's New Collection Celebrates Family Tradition
Love-Themed Summer Fragrances
Maison Margiela Releases the New 'On a Date' Fragrance
Fast-Casual Valentine's Deals
QDOBA's Valentine's Day Offering Rewards Members to a Free Entrée
Buy Nothing New Campaigns
The Buy Nothing New Month Campaign Was Launched by Keep Britain Tidy
Cheeky Jewelry Valentine's Day Ads
PRYA Will Replace Any Jewerly With Your Ex's Name on It
Singles Valentines Day Discounts
strEATS is Offering 20% Off to Customers who Come in Alone
Opulent Valentine's Collections
Burberry Launches its Annual Valentine's Day-Themed Collection
Couple-Themed QSR Merchandise
The McDonald’s Cardi B & Offset Meal Merch Collection is Romantic
Supersized Snack Cake Boxes
Hostess Has a New 3-Foot-Long Twinkies Gift Box for Valentine's Day
Wasteful Shopping Billboards
Not On The High Street's Billboards Highlight a "Don't Gift Guide"
Valentine's Burger Kits
The White Castle Love Kit Offers a Romantic At-Home Dining Experience
Valentines-Themed Cooking Utensils
Le Creuset Unveils its Heart-Themed Valentine's Day Collection
Social Media-Inspired Candles
Ryan Porter | Candier Boasts a Playful Candle for Galentines Day
Anti-Breakup Festive Campaigns
Smirnoff and Lance Bass Debut 'Red, White & Merry' Love Campaign
Cheeky Luggage Tags
Shantell Martin & Various Keytags Boast a Series of Playful Luggage Tags
Romantically Themed Chocolate Products
The Venchi Valentine's Day Collection Has Four Varieties
Co-Branded Conversation Cards
Baileys Chocolate Liqueur & The Skin Deep Created Connection Cards
Valentine’s Day Jewelry Collections
COS Valentine’s Day Collection is Elegant and Posh
Cheeky Self-Care Pillows
La-Z-Boy's Do Not Disturb Décor Supports Rest & Relaxation
Playful Cheese Slice Campaigns
Kraft Singles Unveils its New Cheese Tax Pack Marketing
Romantic Donut Ranges
These Krispy Kreme Valentine's Day Donuts are Made with Hershey's Chocolate
Sitcom-Themed Valentine's Candies
The Brach's x Friends Conversation Hearts Have 26 Quotes
Valentine's Day Boba Lineups
Krak Boba’s '14 Days of Love' Celebrates Its Most Romantic Drinks
Body Care Advent Calendars
The Body Shop's Holiday Advent Calendars are Indulgent
Valentine's Family Matching Apparel
These Mother Daughter Matching Outfits from PatPat are Festive
Playful Valentine's Day Gifts
The Clever Candy 2024 Valentine’s Day Collection Has Been Unveiled
Romantic Snack Cake Ranges
Little Debbie Valentine's Day Products Come in a Range of Options
Themed Heart-Shaped Chips
Japanese Snack Brand Calbee Unviels its Valentine's Day Chips
Opulent Body Collections
Rituals Unveils a Valentine’s Day Gift Collection with Eight New Scents
Red Velvet Bundt Cakes
Nothing Bundt Cakes Is Selling Red Rose Bundt Cakes for Valentine's Day
Valentine’s Day Beauty Boxes
Glossybox Presents the 2023 Valentine's Day Beauty Box
Valentine’s Day Dinner Series
Shake Shack’s Debuts the 'Love Shack' Menu for Valentine's Day
Inclusive Valentine's Day Candies
The HARIBO Valentine’s Day Products are Here for 2024
Anniversary-Honoring Graphic T-Shirts
Places+Faces Launch Collaboration Tees for 10 Years
Rewarding Graduation Cards
Hallmark and Venmo Created Giftable Cards for the Class of 2024
Spring Holiday Candy Gifts
These M&M's Spring Gifts Come in New and Returning Options
Alcohol-Free Fundraiser Challenges
Dry Feb Helps to Raise Funds for the American Cancer Society
Eco-Friendly Luxury Dresses
Virgio's 'The Date' Collection Uses Recycled Polyester
Expansive Valentine's Treat Ranges
The Mars Valentine's Day Products are Here for 2024
Special V-Day Promotions
Shisiedo Launches a Special Five-Piece Gift Set with $85+ Purchases
Sports Fan Advent Calendars
The Countdown to Chill Calendar Aligns with College Basketball Season
Handcrafted Heart-Shaped Bagels
Goldbergs Fine Foods' is Selling a Lovers Dozen Bagels on Feb. 14
Adorable Heart-shaped Cookie Sets
FOMO Baking Co. Boasts a Valentine's Day Cookie Set
Romantic Gifting-Ready Baked Goods
The Insomnia Cookies Valentine's Day Offerings are Celebratory
Anonymous Gratitude-Exchanging Platforms
'A Little Optimism' Let's People Share Weekly Gratitudes
Valentine's Day Cake Collections
TOUS les JOURS Just Unveiled Its Love, Sweet Love Collection
Giftable CBD Products
Thanks! Naturals is on a Mission to Spread Gratitude and Wellness
Valentine's Day Restaurant Games
Hooters Game of Love Promotion Offers Freebies and Discounts
Pink Winter Pop-Ups
The Immersive Pink Pier Has Returned for Valentine's Day
Financial Conversation Hearts
CIBC's Valentine's Day Campaign Addressed a Relationship Stressor
Heart-Break Dumpling Promotions
P.F. Chang's Introduces a Unique Promotion for February
White Heart-Shaped Chocolates
été and VERDY Debut Their Annual Valentine's Day Collection in White
Celebratory Seasonal Chocolate Products
Hershey Seasonal Treats are for Valentine's and Easter
Festive Toothpaste Bundles
The Marvis 7 Flavours Gift Set is a Self Care Stocking Stuffer
Quirky eCard Platforms
Happiepages Has an Online Celebratory Card for Any Occassion
Valentine's Day Sandwich Menus
Panera is Offering a Special Valentine's Day Promotion for Members
Perfect Coffee-Chocolate Pairings
Bean Box Boasts Divine Coffee and Chocolate Pairings for V-Day
Sporty Sympathy Cars
The Fireball Footbawl Cards Come with a Spicy Twist
Relationship-Strengthening Dating Ideas
Perfect Dates is an App Inspiring Stronger Bonds
Captivating Valetine's Day Dresses
Petal & Pup's Latest Valentine's Day Collection is Enchanting
Romantic Breakfast Pastries
Frosted Sweet Swirl Cupcake Pop-Tarts Bites Arrive for Valentine's Day
Airline Merchandise Capsules
Virgin Atlantic Launches a Merchandise Collection for Travelers
Convenient Valentine's Day Cakes
Mod Pizza Red Velvet No Name Cake is Here for Valentine's Day
Handmade Romantic Baked Goods
Paris Baguette's Valentine's Day Treats Include Six Varieties
Limited-Edition Cafe Refreshments
These Lavazza Menu Items are Arriving for Valentine's Day
Romantic Specialty Candy Gifts
These Chocolove Valentine's Day Treats Celebrate the Day of Love
Uplifting Mental Health Campaigns
Samaritans is Challenging "Blue Monday" with "Brew Monday"
Valentine's Day Flight Promotions
PLAY Airlines Ran Valentine's Day Deals This Year
Limited-Edition Artisan Chocolates
Niagara Chocolates Created Four New Flavors for Valentine's Day
Valentine's Chocolate Smoothies
Nékter Juice Bar Releases a Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Smoothie
Singles Pizza Promotions
Pizza Pizza Changed Its Name to Celebrate Singles on Valentine's
Romantic Cake Collections
TOUS les JOURS' New ‘Sweets for My Sweetheart’ Menu is Nearly Here
Milestone-Marking Relationship Maps
Lovecation Moments is the Perfect Valentine's Day Gift
Cash-Gifting Greeting Cards
Hallmark + Venmo Cards Simultaneously Share Heartfelt Messages & Money
Same-Day Holiday Deliveries
Amazon Releases a New Same Day Shopping Filter for Valentine’s Day
Black-Owned Chocolate Kits
Bifties Just Launched a New Gift Box for Black History Month
Date Rescue Services
The Date Escape by Kraken Rum Rescued Singles on Valentine's Day
Romantic Date Night Questionnaires
LLV: Date Night Questions Poses a More Engaging Date Activity
Iconically Located Wedding Pop-Ups
Couples Can Wed in Times Square This Valentine's Day
Free-From Valentine's Gifts
The Divine Chocolate Valentine's Day Gift Baskets Come in Two Options