17 Anatomically-Appropriate Valentine's Day Gifts
Give Your Love Your Heart, Literally:
I hate VD (Valentine’s Day) with a passion. When it boils down to it all, the fuss is linked to certain parts of our anatomy, so here are some awesome anatomical gift ideas for your loved one. Word to the wise: Unless you’re a gay woman, I would steer clear of the vagina gifts. Boys, trust me on this, it would not go down well (no pun intended). I repeat, not a good idea. And girls, Deer Penis Wine is similarly a solid gift idea to stay away from.
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Rude Kitchenware
China Vagina
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Womb Casting
Personalized Vagina Molds as Art
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Penis Pokey
Puppetry of the Penis for Your Home
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10 Anatomically Correct Hearts
When Creativity Meets Biology
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Soft and Squishy Naughty Art
Andrea Pritshcow's Crocheted Penises Are Pretty Cute
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Anatomically Correct Art
10 Brainy Examples
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Anatomically-Correct Toys
Micro Schematic Lego Man
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Anatomically Correct Stationery
Vagina Note Cards
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Anatomically Correct Doorknob
Welcoming The "Hand-le"
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Cocoa Feet
Toe-Food Chocolates
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Novelty Vegetables
Heart Shaped Cucumber Kits
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Anatomical Lightboxes
Chris Elsasser Designs With Heart
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Anatomical Espresso Cups
Caffeinated Dishware by Joep van Lieshout
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Bringing the Inanimate to Life
Jason Freeny's Anatomical Correct Skateboard
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Anatomical Desserts
This Chocolate Heart Beats for Your Belly
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Anatomy-Inspired Glasses
The Little Heart Wine Goblets
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Anatomy Inspired Lighting
The Mini Heart Electric Lamp Is Bloody Intriguing
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