BoobsInMyCaddy.com will now be available in your actual Caddy. GM’s luxury brand will offer a dealer-installed option that allows Internet access in the Cadillac CTS. Now that makes me want to rush right out and drop a bundle on a new car.
A Cadillac official says, "Now every Cadillac CTS will come with the capability to have YouTube and Facebook in the car." But since the car is basically rolling Wi-Fi, there is no reason the drive can’t be surfing. Watch out for the guy playing "Grand Theft Auto"!
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