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Swine Flu Prevention Lollipops Help the Medicine Go Down

By: Robyn Currie - Published: • References: etsy
Swine flu has the potential to cripple our economy and destroy people's lives. The amount of panic it creates is unparalleled, with people looking for any way to protect themselves and their families from the virus. Thankfully, there are Swine Flu Prevention Lollipops.

The Swine Flu Prevention Lollipops are made out of a "very famous brand of Echinacea tea (that also contains vitamin C, zinc, eucalyptus, peppermint, licorice, roasted chicory, natural menthol extract, lavender, and star anise) finished with a dash of ginger oil." Although they might not save your life, they will keep you entertained in the emergency room. Stats for H1N1-Thwarting Suckers Trending: Older & Mild
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