10 Clumsy Creations
From Anti-Klutz Glassware to Board Game Goggles:
Meghan Young — Oct 28, 2009 — Art & Design
As a certified klutz, I was thrilled to stumble (er, trip) upon these clumsy creations. Honestly, I think--with the exception of a couple--it would be a worthwhile investment to purchase most of these inventions. If I did, I would be able to avoid some sticky situations. The anti-spilling innovations are particularly perfect for my needs.
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Extreme Water Toys
O'Brien Whiplash Towable for Uncoordinated Sports Enthusiasts
9
Clumsy Jewelry
Chris Brown's "Oops" Bling is Perfect for Affluent Klutzes
8
Designs for Clumsy Servers
Finger-Grooved 'Drink Tray' Helps Balance Martinis
7
Spill-Reducing Stemware
Glassware for Clumsy Guests
6
Pre-Stained Napkins
The Red Wine Ring Cocktail Napkins For Clumsy Drinkers
5
Anti-Klutz Glassware
Tip-Less Cordial Glasses Are for Drunks & Those Who Lack Coordination
4
Board Game Goggles
‘Cyber Scopes' Turn The World Upside Down To Make You Clumsy
3
Home Safety for Klutzes
'The Toe Saver 2000' Prevents Toe-Stubbing in the Bedroom
2
Calendars for the Clumsy
The Napkin Calendar Lets You Clean Daily Spills
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Anti-Clumsy Hard Drives
Sh93 Portable Hard Drive is a Must-Have for the Accident Prone
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