In a world obsessed with either loving or hating Valentine's Day, there is beginning to be a shift towards people looking for weird ways to say I love you for an almost celebratory hatred. While this may sound like something of an oxymoron, it's actually quite the opposite with the items within this collection speaking to a more cynical, sarcastic demographic that loves nothing more than showing disdainful adoration.
While this collection of weird ways to say I love you might not be the optimal means of finding just the right gift, it's an excellent starting point for drafting up potentially satisfying ideas that will be effective in their way of both loving to hate your Valentine. Whether it takes injecting a few swears or utilizing a little more inappropriate apathy, these weird ways to say I love you will delight.
26 Weird Ways to Say I Love You
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Drug Dealer Love Cards
Say How You Feel with These Breaking Bad Valentine’s Day Cards
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Alternative Love Valentine's Cards
These Alternative Valentine's Cards Show Off Different Love
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Blunt Love Notes
Jeffrey Wright Designs Strange and Funny Valentine's Day Cards
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Half-Hearted Holiday Cards
The Lazy Oaf Valentine's Cards are Playfully Peculiar Offerings
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Rude Cartoon Romance Cards
'Bad Valentines' By Anna Strain Repels Rather than Attracts
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Awkward Love Virtual Greetings
These Geeky Valentine's E-Cards from Ebuyer Will Make Geeks Giggle
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Triumphantly Snarky Love Cards
Emily Mcdowell's Valentine's Card Design Proves Haters Wrong
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Cult Film Valentine’s Cards
These Mean Girls Quote Valentine's Day Cards Are Super Fetch
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Confessional Love Note Cards
These Unusual Valentine's Day Cards are Endearingly Creepy
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Sleepy Sweetheart Cards
Sad Cards by Katie Davis are For the Nap-Loving Valentine
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Techy Traditional Valentine's Day Gifts
3D Printed Roses by Makeshop are the Future of Romance
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Festive Geeky One-Liner Cards
These Cheesy DC Valentine's Day Cards Will Make You Smile
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Graffiti Art Product Branding
The Curtis Kulig Love Me Graffiti Art Products are Red Hot
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Witty Linguistic Love Notes
These Nerdy Valentine's Cards Express Grammatically Correct Love
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Cat Meme-Tributing Treats
These Grumpy Cat Cookies by Whipped Bake Shop Will Make Sourpusses Smile
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Self-Loathing Character Quotes
Catherine Palmeno Illustrates Liz Lemon's Finest Phrases
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Insulting Valentine’s Cards
These Valentine’s Cards From YesUMaystationery are for Com
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Detachable Plush Unicorn Bouquets
Keep Your Romance Magical with a Plush Unicorn Bouquet
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Space Villain Valentine’s Cards
These Klingon Valentine’s Cards Show a Softer Side
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Adorable Plush Feline Bouquets
This Plush Kitten Bouquet is an Unconventional Gift for Your Lady
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Insectual Romance Gifts
Name a Cockroach After Your Loved One With the Bronx Zoo
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Heartfelt Neon Messages
Artist Tracey Emin's Neon Hearts Sculpture to go on Display in New York
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Mythically Amorous Greetings
These Game of Thrones Valentine's Cards by Chris Bishop are Geeky
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Retro Pixelated Gamer Bouquets
The 8-Bit Hero Heart Bouquet Lets You Power Up Your Love Life
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Sarcastically Romantic Tea Cups
This Tea Cup Set Features Adorably Heartfelt Relationship Banter
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Pixelated Valentine's Day Flora
The 8-bit Rose Lets You Warp Right into Princess Peach's Heart
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Starbucks Japan Valentine’s Day Collection Has Over 12 New Items
Bold Valentine's Day Collections
Savage x Fenty Launched a Breakin’ Hearts Collection for V-Day
Romantic Low-Cut Sneakers
Nike Readies its New 'Valentine's Day' Silhouette for the 2024 Season
Anti-Valentine's Dinner Experiences
The Sour Hearts Social Club by Sour Patch Kids is for Singles
His-and-Her Underwear
SAXX Offers Women Valentine’s Day Gift With 'Upside Down Heart' Pendant
Cat-Themed Vday Series
Fancy Feast Launches Limited-Edition "Cuddle Collection" for Cat Lovers
Valentine’s Day-Inspired underwear
SAXX Offers Romantic Underwear and Loungewear
Cuddly Plush Collectibles
Build-A-Bear Workshop's SKOOSHERZ are Made for Hugging
Valentine's Beverage Lineups
Dutch Bros Debuts the New Dutch Luv Lineup for Valentine’s Day Season
Customized Valentine's Cards
Angel's Envy is Sharing Personalized Cards for Valentine's Day
Romantic Chocolate Gift Guides
M&M's Launched its Annual Valentine's Day Gift Guide for 2023
Romantic Drinking Accessories
Hendrick’s & Wiederhoeft Crafted a Line of Unusual "Gintimates"
Spicy-Sweet Breakup Pizzas
Pizza Hut's Goodbye Pies Help to Take the Sting Out of Splitting Up
AI-Powered Valentine's Cards
Resn Unveils the Sheer Cupidity Card Maker for Personalized Messages
Undefined Relationship Candies
Sweethearts Created Situationships Conversation Hearts for Gen Z
Valentine's-Themed Marshmallow Bags
JET-PUFFED Releases the Seasonal Strawberry Marshmallow Hearts
Romantic Jewelry Collections
Hey Harper is Launching 'Loops of Love' and the Designs are Exquisite
Adorable Valentine's Day Donuts
The Dunkin' Valentine's Day Offerings Include Donuts and More
Spiteful Scorpion Valentine's Gifts
You Can Now Send Your Ex a Scorpion for Valentine's Day
Vengeful Toilet Paper Campaigns
Who Gives a Crap Launched Its Flush Your Ex Toilet Paper Campaign
Subtle Heart-Adorned Sneakers
Nike's Yellow Heart Dunk Low Sneakers are Great for Valentine's Day
Artist-Backed Album Figurines
The Weeknd Launches a 'Kiss Land' Toy Collection with Superplastic
Valentine's Day Jewelry Collections
Pandora Launched its 2023 Collection of Romantic VDay Jewelry
Romantic Luxury Vehicle Ads
Mercedes-Benz' G-Class STRONGER THAN DIAMONDS Edition Celebrates Love
Romantic Perfumery Candle Collections
This Diptyque Valentine's Day Set is Limited-Edition
Heart-Shaped Candy Kits
Heart-Shaped Gummy Lunchables are Coming for Valentine's Day 2023
Valentine's-Themed Cream Sneakers
The Air Force 1 Low Joins Nike's Valentine's Day Collection
Runway-Inspired Bouquets
Farmgirl Flowers Launches New Valentine's Collection
Romantic On-Demand Gift Deliveries
Minted and DoorDash Have Partnered for On-Demand Delivery
Modern Gifting Services
Fresh Sends Reinvents Flower Delivery & Gift-Giving for a New Generation
Broccoli-Infused Chocolates
Tenderstem Tender-Choc Chocolates are Here for Valentine's Day
Valentine's Beef Jerky Hearts
Manly Man Co.'s Meathearts are Laser-Etched with Playful Messages
Couple-Focused Fashion Campaigns
The Burberry 'B:Mine' Campaign Showcases Intimacy and Gifts
Adult-Targeted Plush Toys
Build-A-Bear After Dark Shares Gifts & Collectibles for "Kidults"
Romantic Sneaker Releases
The Aldo Heartstep Low-top Sneaker is Valentine's Day-Themed
Sensualized Dinner Dates
The K-Y Desire Darkroom Inspires Romance & Rediscovery
Sharable Ice Cream Boxes
Double Rainbow's Ice Cream Lovers Box is Made for Treating Another
Food-Themed Valentine's Shoes
Reebok Debuts the 'Food & Bev' Capsule Inspired by Valentine's Day
Three-People Wine Bottle Prototypes
19 Crimes's Throuple Bottle of Wine is for Valentine's Day
Realistic Messy Romantic Gifts
The Messy Paper Anniversary Gift Boxes Embraces Imperfections
Protein Bar Bouquets
For Valentine's Day, RXBAR Created a "RXBAR-quet" Gift for Gym Lovers
Hyper-Feminine Fragrances
The First LoveShackFancy Fragrances are Whimsical and Romantic
Burger-Shaped Bath Gifts
The Love Burger by Lush Layers Bubbly, Sudsy Surprises
Non-Traditional Valentine's Wines
19 Crimes' Valentine's Wine Bottle Celebrates All Relationships
Empowering Self Care Holidays
eos is Transforming Pre-Valentine's Day Rituals with Vagentine's Day
Icy Heart-Shaped Desserts
The Baskin-Robbins Crazy for You Cake is Romantically Delicious
Squishing Jellybean-Scented Toys
Jelly Belly Squishi Toys Come in 12 Different Scents
Colorful Heart-Shaped Sprinkles
Trader Joe’s Valentine Sprinkle is Perfect for Decorating
Romantic Pink Foam Beverages
Each of Dutch Bros' New Dutch Luv Beverages Feature a Pink Soft Top
3D-Printed Valentine's Day Chocolates
Sugar Lab Debuts Two Types of Valentine's Day Bonbons
Customized Luxe Revived Perfumes
Byredo Develops the New Mysterious Unnamed Fragrance
Food Delivery Jewelry Ranges
The Deliveroo Love Bites Charm Necklace Range is Here for Valentine's
Love-Themed Summer Fragrances
Maison Margiela Releases the New 'On a Date' Fragrance
Fast-Casual Valentine's Deals
QDOBA's Valentine's Day Offering Rewards Members to a Free Entrée
Valentine’s Day-Themed Drinkware
Love is in the Air with Starbucks' New Valentine’s Day Drinkware
Cheeky Jewelry Valentine's Day Ads
PRYA Will Replace Any Jewerly With Your Ex's Name on It
Opulent Valentine's Collections
Burberry Launches its Annual Valentine's Day-Themed Collection
Couple-Themed QSR Merchandise
The McDonald’s Cardi B & Offset Meal Merch Collection is Romantic
Supersized Snack Cake Boxes
Hostess Has a New 3-Foot-Long Twinkies Gift Box for Valentine's Day
Wasteful Shopping Billboards
Not On The High Street's Billboards Highlight a "Don't Gift Guide"
Anti-Late Night Texting Tools
HOP WTR Debuts the DNT TXT lockbox to Prevent Impulsive Texting
Valentine's Burger Kits
The White Castle Love Kit Offers a Romantic At-Home Dining Experience
Valentines-Themed Cooking Utensils
Le Creuset Unveils its Heart-Themed Valentine's Day Collection
Gamified Video Dating Apps
IRLY is a Dating App by Gen Z for Gen Z
Cannabis-Infused Bonbons
SASS Launched a Limited Run of Cannabis-Infused, Wine-Filled Bonbons
Social Media-Inspired Candles
Ryan Porter | Candier Boasts a Playful Candle for Galentines Day
Anti-Breakup Festive Campaigns
Smirnoff and Lance Bass Debut 'Red, White & Merry' Love Campaign
Romantically Themed Chocolate Products
The Venchi Valentine's Day Collection Has Four Varieties
Co-Branded Conversation Cards
Baileys Chocolate Liqueur & The Skin Deep Created Connection Cards
Valentine’s Day Jewelry Collections
COS Valentine’s Day Collection is Elegant and Posh
Candid Celebration Campaigns
Edible's "There's an edible for That" Celebrates Even Awkward Moments
Cheeky Self-Care Pillows
La-Z-Boy's Do Not Disturb Décor Supports Rest & Relaxation
Cognitive Toy Subscriptions
Lovevery is a Subscription that Delivers Developmental Toys to Kids
Mother's Day Tea Sets
VAHDAM India Boasts the I Love You Mom Assorted Tea Set
Romantic Donut Ranges
These Krispy Kreme Valentine's Day Donuts are Made with Hershey's Chocolate
Sitcom-Themed Valentine's Candies
The Brach's x Friends Conversation Hearts Have 26 Quotes
Valentine's Day Boba Lineups
Krak Boba’s '14 Days of Love' Celebrates Its Most Romantic Drinks
Thoughtful Conversation Cards
Lumitory's Conversation Cards Offer Thought-Provoking Prompts
Stuffed Heart-Shaped Doughnuts
Krispy Kreme's You Color My World Doughnut is Valentine's Day-Ready
Rewarding Graduation Cards
Hallmark and Venmo Created Giftable Cards for the Class of 2024
Playful Valentine's Day Gifts
The Clever Candy 2024 Valentine’s Day Collection Has Been Unveiled
Romantic Snack Cake Ranges
Little Debbie Valentine's Day Products Come in a Range of Options
Themed Heart-Shaped Chips
Japanese Snack Brand Calbee Unviels its Valentine's Day Chips
Opulent Body Collections
Rituals Unveils a Valentine’s Day Gift Collection with Eight New Scents
Runway-Inspired Fashion Dolls
New York Fashion Week Designs Inspire the L.U.V. Fashion Doll Styles
Red Velvet Bundt Cakes
Nothing Bundt Cakes Is Selling Red Rose Bundt Cakes for Valentine's Day
Valentine’s Day Beauty Boxes
Glossybox Presents the 2023 Valentine's Day Beauty Box
Valentine’s Day Dinner Series
Shake Shack’s Debuts the 'Love Shack' Menu for Valentine's Day
Inclusive Valentine's Day Candies
The HARIBO Valentine’s Day Products are Here for 2024
Exclusive Gamer Gift Cards
Candy Crush Saga Gift Cards Share a 48-Hour Unlimited Lives Bonus
Self-Love Herbal Tea Blends
Alevan Botanica's Love Tea is Designed Too Elevate One's Day
Modernized Rose Delivery Services
Rose Rush Wants to Bring Back the Glamour of Sending Roses
Personalized Puppet Video Cards
This American Greeting SmashUp Video e-Card Has Cookie Monster
Expansive Valentine's Treat Ranges
The Mars Valentine's Day Products are Here for 2024
Special V-Day Promotions
Shisiedo Launches a Special Five-Piece Gift Set with $85+ Purchases
Handcrafted Heart-Shaped Bagels
Goldbergs Fine Foods' is Selling a Lovers Dozen Bagels on Feb. 14
Romantic Gifting-Ready Baked Goods
The Insomnia Cookies Valentine's Day Offerings are Celebratory
Poem-Sharing Plush Toys
Mood Bears Recite Poems to Express Different Emotions
Valentine's Day Cake Collections
TOUS les JOURS Just Unveiled Its Love, Sweet Love Collection
Valentine's Day Restaurant Games
Hooters Game of Love Promotion Offers Freebies and Discounts
Financial Conversation Hearts
CIBC's Valentine's Day Campaign Addressed a Relationship Stressor
White Heart-Shaped Chocolates
été and VERDY Debut Their Annual Valentine's Day Collection in White
Quirky eCard Platforms
Happiepages Has an Online Celebratory Card for Any Occassion
Valentine's Day Sandwich Menus
Panera is Offering a Special Valentine's Day Promotion for Members
Perfect Coffee-Chocolate Pairings
Bean Box Boasts Divine Coffee and Chocolate Pairings for V-Day
Caramel-Filled Chocolate Hearts
Trader Joe's New Dark Chocolate Caramel Hearts are Here
Sporty Sympathy Cars
The Fireball Footbawl Cards Come with a Spicy Twist
Pet-Inspired Proposal Initiatives
Chewy Celebrated Engaged Couples with Their Pets
Romantic Breakfast Pastries
Frosted Sweet Swirl Cupcake Pop-Tarts Bites Arrive for Valentine's Day
Romantic Gin-Branded Cocktails
The Love Me Lender Cocktail Features Hibiscus-Infused Gin
Handmade Romantic Baked Goods
Paris Baguette's Valentine's Day Treats Include Six Varieties
Gin-Branded Valentine's Cocktails
The Rose Gin Greyhound from Dillon's is Perfect for Lovers
Romantic Specialty Candy Gifts
These Chocolove Valentine's Day Treats Celebrate the Day of Love
Festive Plantable Pencils
SproutWorld Debuts Festive Love Plantable Pencil Eight-pack Edition
Valentine’s Day-Inspired Lotions
Dionis Boasts a Rose-Hued Love Goat Milk Body Lotion
Individual Nugget QSR Campaigns
The McDonald's Chicken McNuggets of Love Promotion is Celebratory
Love Lock-Inspired Coffee Tables
Adrián M. Almonacid Designs the 4E Coffee Table
Romantic Cartoon Character Candies
Snoopy & Friends Hershey's Kisses are Arriving for Valentine's
Darkly Romantic Offerings
Kraken Rum & Holy Chic Los Angeles Debut Beast’s Desolate Rose Bundle
Card-Sending App Features
Moonpig's Dating Game Invites its Users to Send Love Letters to Matches
LA-Celebratory Footwear Series
Vans Unveils a New Love-Filled Collection of Classic Footwear
Valentine's Day Flight Promotions
PLAY Airlines Ran Valentine's Day Deals This Year
Celebratory Odd Designs
Ridiculous Design Celebrates Weird and Wonderful Ideas Within Design
Valentine's Chocolate Smoothies
Nékter Juice Bar Releases a Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Smoothie
Anonymous Letter Sending
Letters is a Charming Tool Allowing People to Send Letters in Secret
Romantic Cake Collections
TOUS les JOURS' New ‘Sweets for My Sweetheart’ Menu is Nearly Here
Milestone-Marking Relationship Maps
Lovecation Moments is the Perfect Valentine's Day Gift
Cash-Gifting Greeting Cards
Hallmark + Venmo Cards Simultaneously Share Heartfelt Messages & Money
Same-Day Holiday Deliveries
Amazon Releases a New Same Day Shopping Filter for Valentine’s Day
Musical Relationship Compatibility Testers
Lovebird Takes a Funky Approach to Relationship Testing
Mom-Celebrating Cafe Products
The Tim Hortons Share Your Love Collection is Here for Mother's Day
Mobile Weenie Wedding Chapels
Oscar Mayer Made a Mobile Wedding Chapel for Springtime Ceremonies
Iconically Located Wedding Pop-Ups
Couples Can Wed in Times Square This Valentine's Day
Personalized Heartfelt Digital Greetings
Merrygram Emerges as a More Meaningful Alternative
Romantic Date Night Questionnaires
LLV: Date Night Questions Poses a More Engaging Date Activity
Free-From Valentine's Gifts
The Divine Chocolate Valentine's Day Gift Baskets Come in Two Options
Love Letter Lingerie Collections
Anoeses' Love Note Collection Celebrates Lovers
AI Love Letters
LoveLeetr Uses AI to Produce Sentimental Messages