Knitting isn't just for grannies who knit scarves and socks anymore. If you look at this Super Gallery of the top knit items featured on Trend Hunter, you'd realize some of this is way too cutting edge to come from a senior. On the other hand, if you do happen to have an ultra hip grandma that would knit you a Ferrari, you're sure to be the envy of your social circle!
On the other hand, if you don't have a granny and would actually appreciate cute knitting, there are grannies you can rent to knit your stuff!