Things that accidentally look like penises are good, but things that are purposefully designed to look like penises like these phallic-inspired creations are better.
A product or piece of art that accidentally looks like a penis is one of life's little joys. These phallic-inspired creations are no accident though. If you've never seen a phallic-inspired Silly Bandz or phone case then you've definitely got to click through this top list today.
Implications - While many consumers are hesitant to invest their time and money into products that embrace outlandish or forbidden qualities, there is a large clientele who find such traits highly amusing and appealing. Businesses that devote their efforts to offering such clients a wide range of pleasure-inducing products will see large returns.
13 Phallic-Inspired Creations
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Fleshy Phallic Artillery
The Morten Traavik Skin-Coverd Machine Gun Stunned the Army
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Penile Art
'Pricasso' Paints Portraits With Penis
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Phallic Congratulatory Cards
'It's a Boy' Direct Mail Piece Places Infantile Private Parts
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Phallic Firearms
The Cockglock Provides Peace-Keeping Pleasure
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Naughty Bit-Shaped Pens
The BioErgonomic Pen is Made for Women by a Man
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Phallic Knitted Sweaters
Agent Provocateur Cardigan Covered With the Male Appendage
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Phallic Sausage Makers
‘Roast My Weenie' Hot Dog Cooker Celebrates Manhood
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Custom Chandeliers
'Rock and Royal' Lighting
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Phallic Light Fixtures
The Rise and Shine Lights Mimics a Man's Morning Dilemma
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Phallic Phone Cases
These Jagger Edge Dicks on Phone Cases are Rock-Racy
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Phallic Wrist Accessories
These 'Wear a Willy' Bracelets will Guarantee Some Awkward Conversation
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Naughty Retro Gaming Gadgets
The JoyDick Puts the Phallic Fun in Funky Game Controllers
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Phallic Instrument Shapes
Naughty Wangcaster Guitar Is Pretty Ballsy
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