I really, really wish I had the money (and lived in the US) so I could buy one of the bloody table sets for a ‘My Bloody Valentine’-themed dinner. I also wish I had the balls (no pun intended) to serve up food on anatomically-correct vagina plates with a straight face. There is no doubt at all that all of these creations would liven up your table and draw attention away from your food--should that be required when it comes to your cooking?
My advice for a romantic dinner? Whatever you do, don’t take them straight to bed after dinner (even if it is only a hamburger), and do not serve them dog, deer penis or Playboy wine.
21 Ways to Offend Your Date Over Dinner
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Brass Knuckle Cups (Part II)
Thabto MUG
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Rude Kitchenware
China Vagina
18
Disgusting Deliciousness
Goulish Halloween Snacks
17
Bleeding Tables
Paint Or Die But Love Me
16
Gun Cakes
Non-Firing Edible Baked Weaponry for the War on Healthy Food
15
Coffin Cakes
Baking with Dead Barbie Dolls
14
Ink Blot Plates
13
Insect Infested Dishware
Ant Covered Plates by Re Jin Lee
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Fake Blood Beverages
“Tru Blood” Promotes Vampire Show
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Bizarre Energy Drinks
Chinese Deer Penis Wine
10
DIY Junk Food Clones
Make Your Own Twinkies
9
Wildly Popular, Disgustingly Greasy Food
"Squeeze with Cheese" Burgers
8
Pre-Broken Ceramics
Greece VS China Plates
7
Hamburger Beds
Funky Food Furniture, Or Beefed-Up Guerrilla Marketing?
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Sweet Beefcakes
10 Cake Steaks
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Plates with Veins
Interactive BBQ Tray Flows With Blood
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Anatomical Desserts
This Chocolate Heart Beats for Your Belly
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Disastrous Dishware
Perilous Plates and Bowls from Studio Bo
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Wine for Dogs
Dog Lovers Wine Collection
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Faux Blood-Splattered China
Macabre Coffee With The Antonio Murado Salome Set
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