11 Non-Menacing Machine Guns and Rifles

Machine guns and rifles are pretty much the most bad ass things you could ever strap on to your shoulder. Not taking anything away from and handguns, which can kill you just the same, but these heavy hitters will do some serious damage to your body.

Instead of celebrating the violent, we have decided to showcase all of the harmless weapons of mass distraction. From controversial handbags to killer ice cubes, check out all the non-menacing machine guns and rifles.